Your Tuesday morning pick-me-up: “I made an edit of ‘Come Sail Away’ that takes out all of that tender, sensitive crap out and gets right to the ROCK.” Brought to you by the guy who Autotuned a baby and turned it into a song. You’re welcome! [the Matt Smith]
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I’m holding this out as a reward for finishing something in about 1.5 hours.
Aw man, I love Styx and I love “Come Sail Away” as is. I get what he wanted, but the whole point of the song is that it’s about delayed gratification; if you suffer through all the prom-ballad warbling, there’s an ass-kicking guitar-driven reward for you in the second half.
By excising the first half, he has turned this song into a Michael Bay film. (I kid, this is great.)
Willing to bet this dude isn’t a fan of foreplay.
@LostTurntable: Foreplay and Styx (with or without this dude) do not work well together.