The Huffington Post Wants To Know: How Does Adam Duritz Pull Such Hot Chicks?

September 29th, 2009 // 9 Comments

The answer is, of course, simple: The Counting Crows singer looks so good as an ill-advised tattoo that’ll need to be lasered off immediately after the inevitable breakup. (The other answer involves me banging my head against the table at which I am sitting and bemoaning the gallery-of-hot-girls-as-news trend, even though that ship has long sailed.) [HuffPo]


  1. Maura, you’re disgusting for linking back to that Adam Duritz tattoo. I can pretty much deal with the Slayer blood carving on a psychological if not an intellectual level, but Adam- no. Horrifying.

  2. Bigger tattoo regret: the Adam Duritz Guy or the Zune Guy?

  3. The key to his success has got to be hidden somewhere inside those dreads. There’s no other reason for him to have held on to that atrocious hair for so long. Someone needs to hold him down and reach inside his mop and find the secret.

    p.s. I loved the early Counting Crows albums. What happened?!

  4. @cheesebubble: You do know the dreads aren’t real and likely never have been – right?

  5. I was at Memphis in May about 7 or 8 years ago and Counting Crows were playing that year. We saw Duritz stumbling around downtown with no less than 3 lovely ladies on his arms that night.

    Fucking rock and roll, man.

  6. @Whigged: Are you trying to say this man has been wearing a dread wig for umpteen years?

  7. @cheesebubble: I’m pretty sure they’re extensions. I met him once and could see up close….definitely not his real hair….

  8. So, I can only assume it’s his once-great songwriting abilities….and his tendancy to put girls’ names in the songs…

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