Repentant R & B singer Chris Brown Tweeted earlier that the follow-up single to his new track “I Can Transform Ya”—from his forthcoming album Graffiti—would be “a ballet called crawl.” Alas, those of you who like me got excited that he would try to apologize to his ex-girlfriend Rihanna and the American public at large while engaging in some sort of jetée-filled antics will be disappointed; turns out he meant “ballad.” Still holding out hope for Jazz Hands Of Sorrow, then. [@MechanicalDummy / Twitter]
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Chris Brown Is Not En Pointe
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What the hell kind of ballet would you put on if the title were “Crawl”? I’d rather go to a Miley Cyrus opera than have to deal with Chris Brown’s whiny self ever again, even in hilarious ballet form.
@ampersandparade: And I’d rather see Taylor Swift conduct a symphony.