I guess grossing people out via his attention-whore antics and ass-covering homophobia wasn’t enough for 50 Cent, who’s gearing up to (finally, although who was really waiting?) release his long-in-the-works album Before I Self-Destruct on Nov. 17. The cover, which Curtis revealed via his Twitter account earlier today, shows the man as an about-to-erupt volcano-slash-Terminator impersonator. Anyone want to take bets on how many more times this record is delayed between now and six weeks from now? I’ll start the bidding at “two.”
[via @50cent / Twitter]
When this one fails will he finally go away. MTV isn’t helping with their Top MC’s list.
Whoa, his Kanye remarks are so sad. They’d be sad in the year 2002, but they’re especially sad in the year 2009. I play a drinking game where every time someone says something homophobic, I take this to mean they are ashamed at being homosexual themselves. Then I imagine them kissing people of the same gender, and then giggle about this. (It’s a drinking game because I drink all of the time.)
@ampersandparade: You. are. amazing.