I guess grossing people out via his attention-whore antics and ass-covering homophobia wasn’t enough for 50 Cent, who’s gearing up to (finally, although who was really waiting?) release his long-in-the-works album Before I Self-Destruct on Nov. 17. The cover, which Curtis revealed via his Twitter account earlier today, shows the man as an about-to-erupt volcano-slash-Terminator impersonator. Anyone want to take bets on how many more times this record is delayed between now and six weeks from now? I’ll start the bidding at “two.”
[via @50cent / Twitter]
Whoa, his Kanye remarks are so sad. They’d be sad in the year 2002, but they’re especially sad in the year 2009. I play a drinking game where every time someone says something homophobic, I take this to mean they are ashamed at being homosexual themselves. Then I imagine them kissing people of the same gender, and then giggle about this. (It’s a drinking game because I drink all of the time.)
@ampersandparade: You. are. amazing.