Fox News rabble-rouser Glenn Beck made up that whole ridiculous story about Muse’s management contacting him and asking him to retract his ardent fanboying of the over-the-top British rock act? I’m shocked, let me tell you—almost as shocked as I am that pretty much every member of the press fell in line with his ravings and reported on them without checking them out! Cough. [MTV]
Can we please just hire Lady Gaga to kill him on live TV, preferably with some kind of razor-fan while wearing an elaborate neon and black-leather kabuki outfit? At this point that would just be another publicity stunt for her, and a triumph for the artfags of liberal America.