Comments on: Jennifer Lopez Enters The Flop-Record Protection Program

By: Edulliset Lennot

Edulliset Lennot — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 16:45:50 +0000

jtn mitä sinä et ymmärrä :)

By: deftomlondon

deftomlondon — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:20:08 +0000

To Maura: Oh no you didn't!!!
You are comparing an accomplished singer/songwriter/producer with a 5 octave range with this fat arsed untalented Latin bitch?
I will cut you!!!

By: ampersandparade

ampersandparade — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:04:48 +0000

@Halfwit: Mme. Lopez should consider copying that video for this track's promotion. Offensive dancing is what all the kids are into.

By: Halfwit

Halfwit — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:26:22 +0000

Before this conversation fades off, just a reminder that the anono-release route can sometimes work wonders:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXs0r47STuY&feature=related

By: Maura

Maura — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:14:01 +0000

@barnok: All I'm going to say is that in the post-dignity era, it wouldn't surprise me if someone at Mariah's label floated the idea of her going back to that period in some way -- after all, people were writing about her back then, and it's important to get press by any means necessary.

By: k-rex

k-rex — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:52:33 +0000

@barnok: Close personal friends of people who used to be depressed are tougher than you give them credit for. If there's one thing close personal friends of people who used to be depressed can't stand; it's people who don't give them credit for their ability to function in the world.

By: barnok

barnok — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:40:20 +0000

@Maura: How would you feel if someone close to you had a depression who underwent treatment and overcame it . . . and have someone crack a wise-ass tangential joke about that person going into relapse? You think that's funny? Where's your empathy? Maura, that was uncalled for, even from you.

By: pdfreeman

pdfreeman — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:09:04 +0000

@chachwitablog: Which is why I compared her recent work to Ethel Merman's disco album.

By: chachwitablog

chachwitablog — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:45:23 +0000

@pdfreeman: Madonna is 50 (isn't she?) and still sings about "get[ting] stupid"

By: pdfreeman

pdfreeman — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:49:56 +0000

Jennifer Lopez turned 40 in July. Hasn’t she got something better to sing about than being in the club?

By: BradNelson

BradNelson — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:10:19 +0000

@Chris Molanphy: I concur on that synth line. It is, as J.Lo intones in the chorus, "sweet sugar lovin'."

By: chachwitablog

chachwitablog — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:00:32 +0000

Wow, I’ve always hated Jennifer Lopez, but this Lola, she seems like a nice fresh face on the pop scene. I like her fiery Latina vibe. Let’s go buy her album!

@Maura, @Evie: Thanks to Em we already know Mariah’s pseudonym – Mary Poppins!

By: Chris Molanphy

Chris Molanphy — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:00:12 +0000

I like the synth hook, actually. But I’ve often found something to like in the production of several J.Lo singles over the years, and her voice/presence is the least interesting (and sometimes most annoying) aspect. This one’s no exception — especially her douche-chill-inducing “get the cookie” rap in the middle.

BTW, this is the 10-year anniversary of her first, Tommy Mottola–pimped and heavily svengali’d album. Um…yay?

By: Maura

Maura — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:44:21 +0000

@Evie: Someone get the ice-cream truck ready!

By: Evie

Evie — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:38:13 +0000

This is cable access J.Lo. The worst part is that after this morning, Mariah’s probably gonna follow suit straight up.