In one of those online polls that makes you fear for the sexual development of Internet-enabled persons as a whole; Britney Spears’ clip for “Toxic” has been named the “Most Sexy Video” of all time by the users of the UK music-video site Muzu.tv; No. 1 on the corresponding “Least Sexy” list, meanwhile, is Madonna’s leotard-tastic “Hung Up”. In case you’re wondering just what the gender breakdown of the artists included on each list is: The “Most” list has a 6.5/3.5 female/male split (although I don’t think I’d be wrong to guess that Robert Palmer’s “Addicted To Love,” No. 10, was deemed “sexy” not because of the late blue-eyed soul singer but by his fake female backing band); the “Least” list’s split, meanwhile, is 4/6. The only artist to make both the “most” and “least” lists? Robbie Williams-spawning Britboyband Take That. (How UKrazy!) The two top tens after the jump.
Top Ten Most Sexy Videos
1. Britney Spears – Toxic
2. Shakira – She Wolf
3. JLS – Beat Again
4. Girls Aloud – Untouchable
5. Kylie Minogue – Spinning Around
6. Rihanna – Umbrella
7. Ciara feat. Justin Timberlake – Love, Sex and Magic
8. Take That – Pray
9. Beyonce – Single Ladies
10. Robert Palmer – Addicted to Love
Ten Least Sexy Music Videos
1. Madonna – Hung Up
2. Lady Ga Ga – Poker Face
3. Spice Girls – Wannabe
4. Pink – Get the Party Started
5. Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up
6. Michael Jackson – You Are Not Alone
7. Take That – Do What You Like
8. Billy Ray Cyrus – Achy Breaky Heart
9. Wham! – Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
10. David Hasselhoff – Jump In My Car
People remembered that Ciara video, too? Huh. Well then.
Madonna’s Hung Up ‘least sexy music video of all time’ [Telegraph]
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