Picture, If You Will, A World Where Hulkamania Was Grafted On To Metallica

hulktallicaThe pro wrestler apparently fancies himself quite the bass player, and was apparently willing to give up the ring in order to serve as the low end master for rock and roll’s biggest groups. Not only did the Hulkster ask Jerry Hall to pass along his contact info to her ex Mick Jagger—you know, in case the Rolling Stones needed anyone—he threw his hat in the ring for the bass playing job in Metallica: “When Metallica was looking for a bass player, I called and never heard a word back from them either. I would have quit wrestling in a heartbeat to be a bass player for Metallica.” Well, that sure would have made Some Kind Of Monster a very different flick… [About Last Night; HT Jon Solomon]

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4 Responses to “Picture, If You Will, A World Where Hulkamania Was Grafted On To Metallica”

  1. by Thierry at 12:51 pm

    If not bassist, at least star-spangled rhythm guitarist?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dwPJtbZAQo

  2. by Thierry at 12:52 pm

    Sorry - wrong clip. This is the correct one:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg

  3. For whom the bell tolls … brother!

  4. by NedRaggett at 2:01 pm

    Man I would have loved to have seen Hulk bodyslam that therapist goof.

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