Misguided attempt to beat all those Postal Service comparisons via the power of merch (Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello didn’t even have their own official infant-appropriate onesie!), or another sign that our once-great nation is retreating into a state where it’s constantly in need of comfort, whether through soothing blips or pajamas that have feet attached? I have no idea, but I do know that dressing up FOOTIE FREAKIN’ PAJAMAS with the “adult onesie” nomenclature is almost as crazy as calling a backwards robe “a blanket with sleeves.” Lol, words!
Owl City Adult Onesie [District Lines; HT Marah E.]
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The Owl City “Adult Onesie”: Wear It At Your Next Completely Sexless Sleepover
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i look forward to purchasing this, putting it in my closet, finding it in two years and thinking “what’s owl city”?
I hope they printed the logo on it in trompe l’oeil fashion so that, even when you’re looking at it in real life, it looks just as hastily Photoshopped-on as it does in this picture.
How drunk would you have to be to be ok with going to sleep next to someone wearing this?
It looks like you would be working for the Sanitation Department of a bird Metropolis.
@Thierry - Dealbreaker, ladies!
Oh so that’s what the secret Mormon underwear looks like.
these owl city adult onesies are the freakin best idea n the world!! :) i hope they make cooler printed ones tho-im so buyin one n wearin it to skool!!! fireflies is the best happy gay song ever that is actually addicting 2! <3……-OWL CITY LOVER