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The Owl City “Adult Onesie”: Wear It At Your Next Completely Sexless Sleepover

onesie_front_mockMisguided attempt to beat all those Postal Service comparisons via the power of merch (Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello didn’t even have their own official infant-appropriate onesie!), or another sign that our once-great nation is retreating into a state where it’s constantly in need of comfort, whether through soothing blips or pajamas that have feet attached? I have no idea, but I do know that dressing up FOOTIE FREAKIN’ PAJAMAS with the “adult onesie” nomenclature is almost as crazy as calling a backwards robe “a blanket with sleeves.” Lol, words!


Owl City Adult Onesie [District Lines; HT Marah E.]

 
By Maura at 10:30 AM on Thu Nov 5 2009
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  • Oh so that's what the secret Mormon underwear looks like.
  • Bernard
    i look forward to purchasing this, putting it in my closet, finding it in two years and thinking "what's owl city"?
  • I hope they printed the logo on it in trompe l'oeil fashion so that, even when you're looking at it in real life, it looks just as hastily Photoshopped-on as it does in this picture.
  • Thierry
    How drunk would you have to be to be ok with going to sleep next to someone wearing this?
  • It looks like you would be working for the Sanitation Department of a bird Metropolis.

    @Thierry - Dealbreaker, ladies!
  • lkao
    these owl city adult onesies are the freakin best idea n the world!! :) i hope they make cooler printed ones tho-im so buyin one n wearin it to skool!!! fireflies is the best happy gay song ever that is actually addicting 2! <3......-OWL CITY LOVER
  • George
    You guys make it seem like there is something wrong with wearing footies your own home. What is wrong with it?

    Also, you make it seem like Owl City invented the adult footed pajamas. They did not. There are many companies selling footed pajamas for adults. Here is just one example:

    http://www.footed-pajamas.info/
  • the orange bandit
    god you lot are dull ii think these are brilliant !!!

    none of you seem to have a happy muscle in your body lighten up and enjoy life i wish these were more readily available in england im definately going to buy my wife and daughter matching ones .

    lifes too short to care for other peoples opinions !!
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