The Owl City “Adult Onesie”: Wear It At Your Next Completely Sexless Sleepover

onesie_front_mockMisguided attempt to beat all those Postal Service comparisons via the power of merch (Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello didn’t even have their own official infant-appropriate onesie!), or another sign that our once-great nation is retreating into a state where it’s constantly in need of comfort, whether through soothing blips or pajamas that have feet attached? I have no idea, but I do know that dressing up FOOTIE FREAKIN’ PAJAMAS with the “adult onesie” nomenclature is almost as crazy as calling a backwards robe “a blanket with sleeves.” Lol, words!


Owl City Adult Onesie [District Lines; HT Marah E.]

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6 Responses to “The Owl City “Adult Onesie”: Wear It At Your Next Completely Sexless Sleepover”

  1. by Bernard at 10:45 am

    i look forward to purchasing this, putting it in my closet, finding it in two years and thinking “what’s owl city”?

  2. by dyfl at 10:51 am

    I hope they printed the logo on it in trompe l’oeil fashion so that, even when you’re looking at it in real life, it looks just as hastily Photoshopped-on as it does in this picture.

  3. by Thierry at 11:01 am

    How drunk would you have to be to be ok with going to sleep next to someone wearing this?

  4. by urbanator at 11:11 am

    It looks like you would be working for the Sanitation Department of a bird Metropolis.

    @Thierry - Dealbreaker, ladies!

  5. by NedRaggett at 12:20 pm

    Oh so that’s what the secret Mormon underwear looks like.

  6. by lkao at 6:53 pm

    these owl city adult onesies are the freakin best idea n the world!! :) i hope they make cooler printed ones tho-im so buyin one n wearin it to skool!!! fireflies is the best happy gay song ever that is actually addicting 2! <3……-OWL CITY LOVER

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