So much for this being it: Tomorrow night, the British cable channel Sky 1 will broadcast a séance in which psychic Derek Acorah attempts to contact Michael Jackson from the great beyond. The interdimensional chat, which will apparently be held “on an island… in a secret location familiar to Jackson” for the purposes of extra paranormal gobbledygook clogging up the transmissions, will be broadcast live. Acorah is a TV pro, hosting TV shows and embarking on tours in the UK, so I’m sure that something will happen during the telecast even if nothing really does, you know? After the jump, the Vaseline-smeared promo for the telefestivities.
Whew. So, odds on Jermaine showing up?
Michael Jackson ad [YouTube]
‘Michael Jackson: The Live Séance’ To Air Friday On British TV [MTV]
The nimbus of his fame
The Michael Jackson Séance: A Live-TV Experiment That Will No Doubt Be As Revelatory As “The Mystery Of Al Capone’s Vault”
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The nimbus of his fame
The nimbus of his fame


Why is the British media completely incapable of keeping it the slightest bit classy?