Britney Spears Celebrates 10 Years Of Breathy Cooing With Singles Collection

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Which Britney Spears phase is your fave? Naughty schoolgirl? Snake charmer? Frappuccino-guzzling, umbrella-wielding, British-speaking babymama? (Personally, mine is the under-appreciated trucker-hat-adorning, K-Fed dating era.) Well, today you can celebrate all of Brit’s history with the release of (taking a deep breath) Britney: The Singles Collection (Deluxe Edition) [Remastered] now on sale on iTunes.


This ginormous 58-song album features not only the singles, but B-sides and remixes of all of Brit’s hits. Don’t worry, you can buy each song individually as well, since you really don’t need multiple versions of the Britney Spears songs you obviously already own and cherish on a daily basis. Say what ya want about this girl’s personal life, but I’d gladly blast every last one of these songs at full volume while screaming out the sunroof of a limo.

 

  • Okay, this is just a Britney Spears ad. FUCK YOU.
  • marahe
    ugh.
  • dsven
    ...yeah, this is really bad. Goodwill...fading......fast.....
  • Nicolars
    "Say what ya want"...

    Poochie? You've come back to us!
  • byebyepride
    Right I'm deleting my bookmark for this place.
  • moulty
    Why is this tagged "listening station"?
  • Fried Bologna
    Hey, look, Robbie the robot changed it's name to Becky! It has developed both a rudimentary intelligence and gender identity disorder.

    It can still eat a bag of dicks, though.
  • TheRunningboard7
    april fools? ... please? double please?
  • KingofPants
    I see Operation Drive Away The Old Commenters progresses at a blitzkrieg pace. It's going to take a little while to break the daily habit of visiting here.
  • KingofPants
    Like seriously, this is just unremitting garbage.
  • Alfred B Sure
    LOL I know right! Love ya Brit Brit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
  • SomeSound-MostlyFury
    That was easily the worst post in the history of this site.

    You're just a placeholder until they get a real writer on this site, right? Right?!
  • SomeSound-MostlyFury
    "Say what ya want about this girl’s personal life, but I’d gladly blast every last one of these songs at full volume while screaming out the sunroof of a limo."

    Do you sometimes wonder if you missed your calling as an extra in "Spice World"? Are you actually over 15 years old? Who actually envisions that scenario?
  • ObtuseIntolerant
    *silent weeping*
  • Thierry
    @ObtuseIntolerant: I feel a Michael-Corleone-at-the-end-of-Godfather-III silent scream coming on.
  • OhGodNo
    Idolator has one week to dump these two retards and hire some of the old school commenters. After that week gangrene sets in and I can't come here again.
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