Britney Spears Celebrates 10 Years Of Breathy Cooing With Singles Collection

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Which Britney Spears phase is your fave? Naughty schoolgirl? Snake charmer? Frappuccino-guzzling, umbrella-wielding, British-speaking babymama? (Personally, mine is the under-appreciated trucker-hat-adorning, K-Fed dating era.) Well, today you can celebrate all of Brit’s history with the release of (taking a deep breath) Britney: The Singles Collection (Deluxe Edition) [Remastered] now on sale on iTunes.


This ginormous 58-song album features not only the singles, but B-sides and remixes of all of Brit’s hits. Don’t worry, you can buy each song individually as well, since you really don’t need multiple versions of the Britney Spears songs you obviously already own and cherish on a daily basis. Say what ya want about this girl’s personal life, but I’d gladly blast every last one of these songs at full volume while screaming out the sunroof of a limo.

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16 Responses to “Britney Spears Celebrates 10 Years Of Breathy Cooing With Singles Collection”

  1. by brasstax at 1:01 pm

    Okay, this is just a Britney Spears ad. FUCK YOU.

  2. by marahe at 1:02 pm

    ugh.

  3. by dsven at 1:05 pm

    …yeah, this is really bad. Goodwill…fading……fast…..

  4. by Nicolars at 1:08 pm

    “Say what ya want”…

    Poochie? You’ve come back to us!

  5. by byebyepride at 1:20 pm

    Right I’m deleting my bookmark for this place.

  6. by moulty at 1:26 pm

    Why is this tagged “listening station”?

  7. by Fried Bologna at 1:42 pm

    Hey, look, Robbie the robot changed it’s name to Becky! It has developed both a rudimentary intelligence and gender identity disorder.

    It can still eat a bag of dicks, though.

  8. by TheRunningboard7 at 1:42 pm

    april fools? … please? double please?

  9. by KingofPants at 1:42 pm

    I see Operation Drive Away The Old Commenters progresses at a blitzkrieg pace. It’s going to take a little while to break the daily habit of visiting here.

  10. by KingofPants at 1:43 pm

    Like seriously, this is just unremitting garbage.

  11. by Alfred B Sure at 1:54 pm

    LOL I know right! Love ya Brit Brit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

  12. by SomeSound-MostlyFury at 1:57 pm

    That was easily the worst post in the history of this site.

    You’re just a placeholder until they get a real writer on this site, right? Right?!

  13. by SomeSound-MostlyFury at 2:02 pm

    “Say what ya want about this girl’s personal life, but I’d gladly blast every last one of these songs at full volume while screaming out the sunroof of a limo.”

    Do you sometimes wonder if you missed your calling as an extra in “Spice World”? Are you actually over 15 years old? Who actually envisions that scenario?

  14. by ObtuseIntolerant at 2:15 pm

    *silent weeping*

  15. by Thierry at 2:43 pm

    @ObtuseIntolerant: I feel a Michael-Corleone-at-the-end-of-Godfather-III silent scream coming on.

  16. by OhGodNo at 11:28 pm

    Idolator has one week to dump these two retards and hire some of the old school commenters. After that week gangrene sets in and I can’t come here again.

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