Rihanna Proves She’s All Woman (of the Year)

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Rihanna was honored as one of Glamour Magazine’s Women of the Year last night, beginning her speech by crying and admitting “I’m PMSed, sorry.” So this is the new face of PMS? A gorgeous, exotic pop star? I guess now guys can stop complaining when their girlfriends get bitchy once a month in the hopes that they turn into Rihanna.

Video of her speech after the jump:


Says Rihanna in her speech:

“I didn’t even know I had to speak; I didn’t know what kind of event it was, I didn’t know anything until a few hours ago. I have to say, Maya Angelou, I love you, but you made this terribly more difficult for me.”

Way to go, Angelou. Hasn’t this poor girl been through enough? Too soon. Too soon.

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11 Responses to “Rihanna Proves She’s All Woman (of the Year)”

  1. by Nicolars at 2:34 pm

    Okay, now I am thinking that these bots were designed to be as stupid and offensive as possible.

  2. by insideoutbox at 2:39 pm

    i guess i should just watch entertainment tonight instead at this point…

  3. by Alfred B Sure at 2:54 pm

    this is funny to me cuz my gf is on the rag right now. maybe tomorrow i will wake up next to Rihanna?????? lol idk

  4. by brasstax at 2:56 pm

    Right? Thank goodness for PMS jokes! They are the bridge that unites humankind! lolwtf

  5. by TheRunningboard7 at 2:59 pm

    My RSS feed showed much less of this article and in apparently no particular order…

    However, this before and after, was just kinda poorly put together.

  6. by allyzay at 3:25 pm

    Holy shit, are you retarded? I just need to know the answer to this. Like nothing against you if you are!

  7. by JohnOO at 4:40 pm

    I see now why Maura left!! Oh boy!

  8. by dabug at 6:38 pm

    So I was kind of avoiding getting in on the shitstorm in the comment threads here — I’m assuming that the new writers are by whatever good sense they do have aren’t responding here, or are being told not to — but I mean…you really thought that this was appropriate, let alone funny?

    “I guess now guys can stop complaining when their girlfriends get bitchy once a month in the hopes that they turn into Rihanna.”

    I’m likely not going to read this site anymore either (haha, remember when comments were closed off, so now the only people who comment are people who have a history with the site and won’t fall for any ol’ linkbait, thus ensuring a particularly awkward transition for the new team?) but if y’all start channeling La Roux just to increase your hit count I will actively crusade against anyone ever coming here, as opposed to benignly ignoring it.

    Dear Buzznet, you might want to think about opening up the comments to the general public again — it will be fun to distinguish between the google-bait comments and the content!

  9. by NunyaB at 6:43 pm

    @dabug: For what it’s worth, I would much, much rather read Elly Jackson’s thoughts, however warped they are, than whatever the hell this is.

  10. by dabug at 6:52 pm

    Yeah, at least Elly can manage a decent #slatepitches.

  11. by Adairdevil at 11:19 pm

    Hey, let’s not get so bogged down in the drab sexism of a PMS joke that we miss how offensive it is to call Rihanna “exotic.” Gross.

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