Roll out the keg and slap on the Manic Panic Blurpie hair dye—it looks as Ke$ha might cause Susan Boyle to hit a sour note by ending the Scottish hellion’s six-week reign at #1 on Billboard’s Top 200 Albums chart next week.

Well, alright—it might be too early to declare such a feat. After all, it’s Hits Daily Double reporting on first day record sales, and not Billboard itself (yet). HDD sees Owl City prankstress Ke$ha’s Animal debuting next week with a final sales tally in the range of 105,000 to 115,000. Damn, that’ll be enough royalty cash for a bottle of Wild Turkey, girl!

Meanwhile, in further news of the WTF, Susan Boyle is rumored to be performing on the same stage as Dita Von Teese and Lady Gaga at next month’s Sanremo festival in Italy. And that, folks, is a threesome that dreams are made of.