:: Sorry, straight men, there’s no eye candy at the judges table for you tonight during the Dallas auditions: the all-too-precious Joe Jonas and Neil Patrick Harris serve as guest judges. [BuddyTV]

:: Want to relive the glory of the Los Angeles auditions? Read our recap. [Idolator]

:: Despite threatening to throw a coke in Kara DioGuardi’s face, Katy Perry enjoyed her time on Idol so much, she says she would give up her recording career to be a permanent judge on the show if given the chance. [MTV]

:: Listen to pre-Idol music by some of the more promising contestants from the LA auditions: Mary “Rocker Mom” Powers, Andrew “No Gang Affiliation” Garcia and Jim “Pastor” Ranger. [MJsbigblog]

:: Did you not get enough of Idol hopeful Jason Greene touching himself last night and making pretty much everyone around him feel uncomfortable? Here’s more from the self-described performance artist to satisfy your appetite for the absurd. [Idol Chatter]