We readily admit that after watching the video of a 13-year-old Ke$ha paying homage to Radiohead, it seemed as if the rest of Thursday was going to be rather anticlimactic. But, no—more video carnage was yet to be found in the form of a Japanese cross-dresser re-enacting Susan Boyle’s famous Britain’s Got Talent audition. At least we think it’s a man. We know that at this point, wild horses couldn’t drag you away—so head below, curiosity seekers!

Yeah, that’s swell and all, but when it comes to plus-sized faux ladies belting out the jams, we like prefer the classics: