CAPTION THIS: Enough With The Pics, Lady Gaga, Where’s The Darn “Telephone” Video Already?

Another Lady Gaga “Telephone” video still leak? Geez, will this video just come out already! The suspense is killing us! We’re fresh out of clever comments. We don’t even know what to make of this upcoming music vid behemoth anymore. We’ve decided to just call this one “Lady Gaga Phones Her Diet Coke Dealer” (get it?), but we think you can come up with something better. Leave your captions below. The best answer will get posted on our homepage this Friday.
By Erika Brooks Adickman on Tue Mar 9 2010
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If Madonna calls, I'm not here!
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Hi, I was just trying to get a hold of my twin sister Madonna..Yeah…no she's awesome, she will bail me out for sure………….No, I'm serious, she looks just like me….What era?? 1987…Yeah…No, she really IS my twin sister, I promise!”
Telephone is outrageous! Barely there outfits. Quentin Tarantino lent them the girls from Kill Bill for the vid. A trending topic on Twitter all day today. I covered it on my show. http://bit.ly/cZ2Ji4
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna drink anymore…
I left a lot of Diet Coke on the dance floor.
That might look like a telephone, but that's actually just part of the outfit.
I'm sorry, Christina Aguil-who?
Okay, Solange, you can play my blurred-out vagina in the video. Now stop calling!
Hello. Michael? How did you do that step in BEAT IT? Damn, wish you could come over.
I worship Lady Gaga! She’s the greatest!