CAPTION THIS: Adam Lambert Is (Literally) A Sharp-Dressed Man

adam-lambert-tokyo1Adam Lambert performed in Tokyo, Japan on Monday, and we don’t know how he got past airport security with this dangerous looking ensemble. We sincerely hope it didn’t rain in that part of the world—any more metal on this outfit and Adam would be in dire need of an oil can.

Got an LOL-worthy caption for this photo? Leave it in the comments and the winning remark will be posted on our front page this Friday!

 
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  1. Lily  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2010

    At least it looks better than the spikey piece he wore at Australian Mardi Gras.

  2. Sinc  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2010

    I think these are the pants/tights?? the female reporter went out and bought him in Australia after he admired hers.

  3. Lucylou  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2010

    My caption “You can Look but don't touch”

  4. organizer  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2010

    They are the pants the Australian DJ gave him. He told her he was going to wear them in Japan. This type of costume is very popular in Japan

  5. Lucylou  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2010

    Ok, I found it. Here is the link of the DJ giving him the pants

  6. Lucylou  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2010

    Ooopss..I forgot the link. http://www.novafm.com.au/Video_Adam-Lambert-get...

    Link to Adam getting the pants as a present.

  7. ZOOOO  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2010

    HE COPIED BILL KAULITZ. adam lambert's a jackass!!!!!!!!

  8. belle  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2010

    Soccer anyone? I like to play ball!

  9. Dave B.  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2010

    Looks like Paul Stanley finally came out of the closet.

  10. slmcmahon  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2010

    Caption: ewwww is that gum on my shoe?

  11. Mfranz  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2010

    I heard Bill Kaulitz was a woman.

  12. I heard that too. But that he used to be a man. Seriously, who'd want to copy her? LOL!

    Lambert has one hell of a voice.

  13. I liked the codpiece more lmao.

  14. Joseph  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2010

    Um, who's Bill Kaulitz? Was he on AI season 4?

  15. Sarah  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2010

    LOL everyone knows Bill copies Adam. bill kawhatever is a jackass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. AmIready?  |   Posted on Mar 15th, 2010

    Season 6 I think.

  17. LOOOOOOOL as if Tokyo Hotel even KNOW what glam is about. As if they even own vinyl LMFAO.

    The glamrock 70s spirit was all about freedom of expression and satirical tongue in cheek ridiculous humor. Do you see any of that in TK's 'music' or performances – OR style? Haaha.

    Tokyo Fashion is Tokyo Fashion. Speaking of, Tokyo Fashion are following Lambert on Twitter and not anorexic skunkboy.

    He was given those pants by an Aussie DJ, that spike jacket and boots were custom-MADE for him by the Blonds, and he's had the corset for years – all whilst Bill was still in his mommy's womb lmao.

    If you haven't seen Adam Lambert's Zodiac Show performances, Burning Man and Citizen Vein outfits, you will say that. Americans crack me up. Kaulitz can't even sing. T Hotel are like the German, chavvy JBros.

    Once they have legends as fans and friends like Adam Lambrt does, someone may even take them – and their crazy fans seriously.

  18. SHELIA  |   Posted on Mar 16th, 2010

    ADAM LOOKS GOOD NO MATTER WHAT HE WEARS..I WISH I COULD LOOK AS GOOD AS HIM.HURRY HOME ADAM I WANT YOU TO COME BACK TO FLORIDA FOR A CONSERT HERE I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SEE Y0U IN CONSERT BUT MY LIMITS ARE HERE IN FLORIDA SEE YA SOON KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK LOVE YA

  19. Britte  |   Posted on Mar 16th, 2010

    I LOVE this look. I have a piece of clothing out of the same material and, believe me, it is comfortable. I like the way it outlines things! By the way, I also loved the codpiece in Australia……I'm so happy glamour is back,.

  20. Kumulus  |   Posted on Mar 16th, 2010

    Guys, Bill is a member of the German (I think) group called Tokio Hotel.

  21. kumulus  |   Posted on Mar 16th, 2010

    I LOVE Adam, and this outfit, too (except for maybe the shoes – I have to say, I don't really get those. Are they like non-slip rock shoes made by Clarks or something?)
    Anyway, here are a few captions:

    Holy spikes!

    Yikes! Spikes!

    Spikes & spandex & studs! Oh, my!

    Dang Dang Bang Bangs With Heavy Metal in Japanese Concert

    Spikey Spikey Dang Dang

    “I’m . . . too sexy for my spikes . . . too sexy.”

    Adam Lambert is a Spikes Enthusiast – Who Knew?

    Lambert Likes Spikes . . . and Orthopedic Shoes, Too?

    And the inevitable,
    Spikes-R-Us

    (You're welcome, please send me my prize.)

  22. kumulus  |   Posted on Mar 16th, 2010

    “Spikey Spikey Dang Dang” is one of my faves. It's a take-off of “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang”.

  23. terie  |   Posted on Mar 16th, 2010

    Here's my caption”

    LEATHER and GLITTER and SPIKES … OH! MY!!

    GLAM IS BACK .. AND ADAM'S GOT IT!!

    GLAMBERT! ANYONE?

  24. American Porcupine?

  25. Reader X  |   Posted on Mar 16th, 2010

    And tonight…fighting from the Red corner…. for the WWE Championship is…..

    Dude is a HACK! No-Talent. Gross!

  26. Jennie  |   Posted on Mar 16th, 2010

    We get it. You're gay. Enough already with the overly flamboyant outfits and makeup. You've made your point.

  27. Gina  |   Posted on Mar 17th, 2010

    Adam Lambert copies Bill Kaulitz!

  28. earlzagurl4umiitoi  |   Posted on Mar 18th, 2010

    A spike is sticking,,where???? I LOVE YOU, ADAM!!

  29. yukaminahita  |   Posted on Mar 18th, 2010

    ADAM LAMBERT IS AMAZING SUPER STAR.. AN BRILLIANT VOICE,,GREAT PERFORMANCE……….WE LOVE HIM ….AWESOME!!!

  30. Hilarious dude. Sharp dresser indeed.

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