Hey, America—know what’s funnier than Snoop Dogg doing the Top Ten list on The Late Show With David Letterman? Well, yes, probably Snoop Dogg reading Dr. Seuss on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. But the Letterman gig is a close second. Hop below to catch Long Beach’s Doggfather rattle off the list of the Top Ten Things That Sound Cool When Said By Snoop Dogg.

Our favorite: “Instead of eating Haagen-Dazs, I might as well apply it directly to my thighs. Am I right, ladies?”