CAPTION THIS: Ke$ha Swims With A Shirt On Like A Fat Kid

March 26th, 2010 // 16 Comments

Ke$ha is as known for her “I’m Kinda Hungover” fashion aesthetic as she is for her music. So what does a party girl like Ke$ha wear to the beach in Australia to dry out after a night of boozing? Apparently, a Pixies shirt over a one piece bathing suit. We didn’t quite know what to make of glitter-less Ke$ha taking a dip in the ocean like she was the “big boned” kid at a pool party. So we’re asking you.

Got an LOL-worthy caption for this photo? Leave it in the comments and the winning remark will be posted on our front page next week!


  1. dingdong6565

    .Me and madonna traded lower bodies, that's why I look 80 down there and my pussay is so big”

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  2. Sandcastle Disco Stick

    Hey, Pixie$, where'$ a “wave of mutilation” when you need one?

  3. Ron

    What is the matter with everybody? She is total genius. This is but the first stage in her conquest of the world perfume market.

    Pheromones demand an immediate response.

    I am able to detect the scent from across the world.

    Rose calls it, “Prawn in a diaper.”

    Joy to you, Rose.

  4. Bicycle Race

    She will be featured in the next season of “Whale Wars”.

  5. Jasonn

    How did she sneak all of that into Prince's house?

  6. Gabby

    This was a few years ago! So stop making fun of her!
    And remember she used to be chubby so she hadn’t lost all the weight yet then!
    And she IS big boned! Naturally!
    So just stop making fun of her. She’s a wonderful artist (even though she acts and dresses like and IS a whore)

  7. Alejandro Vora

    This is like my second time stopping over your site. I always fond of the content and the way you write. Very smooth and descriptive at the same time :)

  8. MC

    She is not an artist, her producers write her songs and her vocals are autotuned. She just shows up for work. Please take note of the distinction between artist and performer.

  9. learn chinese

    I agree with that 100%! Action makes unexpected things happen. Nobody ever discovered just to walk without taking the first task.

  10. Iroise

    Beurk; she’s FAAAAAAAAAT

  11. Mooten:D

    I think, its okay to be fat, more than half of america is fat…plus shes a millionaire. (: I dont care if she is autotuned…i can dance to her music and thats all that matters to mee! xD

  12. Kat

    So I’m not saying Ke$ha is great or horrible but to the people saying she’s not an artist because you think she “doesn’t write her own songs” and is “auto tuned” Look up the credits on her song and become well informed. She does write her own songs, and if you listen to ALL her music, including the multiple unreleased songs and videos of her singing before she became famous, she CAN sing (she is not always autotuned). She might be selling out, but she is a good singer and does write her own music.

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