We know Mariah Carey is used to working with our favorite dawg Randy Jackson, but we didn’t know she liked frolicking with actual dogs. The Precious singer was snapped taking a dip off the coast of Puerto Rico while on a break from recording her newest Christmas album (we’re hoping for a track called “All I Want For Christmas Is Nick”). This pic of our imperfect angel was too good not to share, but when it came to captioning this, all our ideas came out sounding about as coherent as Mariah accepting the Breakthrough Actress Performance award at this year’s Palm Springs International Film Festival. Help us out with this week’s Caption This contest after the jump.
Got an LOL-worthy caption for this photo? Leave it in the comments and the winning remark will be posted on our front page on Tuesday!





















Look, honey! Thanks to Rover, I have a new position to try in the bedroom!
Mariah turns 40s this year! She has passed her prime.
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She looks stupid as usual. Cover up..
She could be using Precious as a career turning event, and changing her whole sh*t up, but instead keeps dressing like a 20-year old. Mariah, please grow up – your audience grew up. Wanna sell records? Record a mature record, and people will take you seriously again.
This is not brain surgery.
THIS OLD HAG SHOULD RETIRE
THIS OLD HAG SHOULD RETIRE..! :(
After getting so much good buzz for going ugly in Precious, Mariah Carey takes it one step further by playing a dog: the title role in “Air Bud 8: Surf's Pup!”
Surf Bitches!
“Surf Bitches!”
Hag Ten!
That boards not the only thing that's stiff.
Surf's Up, Hoes Down.
Huh that was weird, my first post didn’t work. No matter, I just wanted to say that it’s good to know that someone else also touched on this as it was difficult finding the same info elsewhere. Yours was the first place that clarified this for me. Thanks. If possible I would want you to listen to RadioBee.FM http://www.radiobee.fm