“After getting so much good buzz for going ugly in Precious, Mariah Carey takes it one step further by playing a dog: the title role in Air Bud 8: Surf’s Pup!”
—Thanks to Idolator commenter “X.” for providing the winning remark in last week’s Caption This contest. We’re sure if Mimi ever did play a pooch, it would be some sort of purebread diva poodle with a diamond-studded collar, not some run-of-the-mill surfer dog. But then again, we never thought she’d win an acting award, and we were wrong then, so anything is possible!
If you’re pouting that you didn’t win, you’ll have another shot tomorrow when we post another ridiculous picture of a pop star. We will literally never run out of photo fodder.