Did You Hear?

:: Ancient pop artist Grace Jones says she turned down an invitation to collaborate with Lady Gaga, and lashes out at The Fame monster for “copying me”. First of all, Grace, if you want to gulp the haterade, get in line. And if she wants to nitpick, we wonder: has she even seen the Kelis album cover? [Blackbook]

::Two brave dudes show how to keep hipsters away from you at crowded music festivals like Coachella — walk like an idiot. [Buzzfeed]

:: Buzzy songstress Tamar Kaprelian goes acoustic with “Delicate Soul”. You might know her from her cover of “Apologize”, which was far better than this guy’s. [PopAwesome]

:: Chris Brown will play a benefit in his home state (Virginia) next month, with proceeds earmarked for the American Red Cross and other charities. We actually wouldn’t mind going — we’ve heard good things about the state’s beautification program. [Hitfix]

:: David Archuleta set off a five-alarm gossip explosion this weekend when he visited a gay club, and finally took to his Twitter to clarify, saying he’d been invited to see his friend Charice Pempengco perform (she’s got a dance hit called “Pyramid”). “Wasn’t my kind of place lol, and I had no clue!” Archie tweeted. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. [Just Jared]

After the jump, take a gander at who’ll be entertaining you on the tube tonight:

Music On TV Today:
:: Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) – Justin Nozuka
:: Tonight Show with Jay Leno (NBC) – Smashing Pumpkins
:: Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC) – Devo
:: Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (NBC) – New Kids On The Block
:: Last Call with Carson Daly (NBC) – Circa Survive
:: Lopez Tonight (TBS) – Jason Aldean
:: The Ellen DeGeneres Show (syndicated) – B.O.B with Bruno Mars