It’s Day 2 of Team Aguilera releasing photo stills from Christina’s “Not Myself Tonight” music video, which will have its debut this Friday on VEVO. This pic finds Xtina swamped by a flock of hot, leathered-up men while wearing a super-sparkly 1930s bathing suit. But this isn’t the only fashion sneak peak we’re treated to today—below, watch a brief video preview of “Not Myself Tonight,” which includes one terrifying outfit we can safely say we’ve never seen Lady Gaga wear before.
Head on over to Oh No They Didn’t for some screen caps of the crazy looks Christina’s donning in the above clip. Aguilera is no stranger to strange fashion choices—assless chaps, anyone?—but seriously, what’s going on here?
Pointy pasties? A ball gag? A see-through S&M apron? Makeup designed by the Insane Clown Posse? Christina is obviously not herself tonight, but rather a Juggalo.
Ugly,really, IMO, but to each his own. The whole ‘sexy’ to me is lovin’ life, feeling good, feeling joy, lotsa physical pleasure and cant stop touching each other. It is the opposite of s&m, . In the old film -Cararet- the costumes the gals wore were seductive, not trashy. Soft like silk, shinny like satin is seductive, leather can look sexy trashy lusty but it isn’t seductive turn on sexy. But it’s all opinion, and everyone is different, to each his own.
Xtina is a side dish at the head of Lady Gaga’s table, cooled with only one helping taken out, a copper spoon buried in the center. Gaga, smacks her lips, bits of Xtina smeared on her napkin. “Show me your teeth”, she says, but Xtina doesn’t respond because she got cooked at 500 degrees. Gaga smirks dipping her finger in the forgettable side dish one last time. “I’ll save the rest for my little Monsters.” she coos.
*The opinions and ideas exspressed in this post are entirely my own and are not shared by Gaga. Only Gaga’s evil self approves, and Gaga has banished her to Yonkers*