“These walls is real thin, so if these walls could talk, they’d say congratulations, mazel tov,” Ludacris raps (while saying l’chaim with a bottle of—of course—his own brand of cognac, Conjure) in the vid for The-Dream’s remix for “Love King.” Are these two trying to usurp The Black Eyed Peas’ “I Gotta Feeling” as favorite hip-hop song to be played at Bar Mitzvahs? Oy. Check out the “Love King” remix vid below.

The-Dream feat. Ludacris – “Love King (remix)”

We seriously want to pick up a 12-month calendar featuring all twelve luscious (and slightly intimidating) ladies captured in the clip, which should be sold on The-Dream’s site any day now. But why stop there? Luda and Dream should film yet another remix video featuring 365 scantily-clad women, each one with their own day in a desktop calendar.