Did You Hear?

:: Christina Aguilera was spotted wearing a shirt reading an R-rated lyric from “Not Myself Tonight,” which is still more tactful than wearing a Lite Brite heart over her ladyparts. [Just Jared]

:: Kanye West’s Porshe was involved in a car crash in Hawaii—thankfully Yeezy was nowhere near his car at the time. (Well, sorta “thankfully”, since his car was stolen. At least the car theif didn’t get too far?) [Celebuzz]

:: Alanis Morissette got married to a rapper over the weekend. Anyone see that one coming? Oh well—congrats, Alanis! Now everyone can stop pontificating about how sad you must be after your ex-fiance Ryan Reynolds married Scarlett Johannson. [US]

:: Gorillaz and The Pixies pulled out of a music festival in Tel Aviv after Israeli forces attacked a Gaza-bound ship, killing civilians and foreign activists. [EW Musix Mix]

:: Katy Perry knows how to throw a bash! Her MTV Movie Awards after-party was so rockin’, it may have set off Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM bracelet. [Awful Truth]

Music on TV Today:
:: Tonight Show with Jay Leno (NBC) — Sting
:: Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) — Sarah McLachlan
:: Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC) — Iyaz
:: Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (NBC) — Lee DeWyze
:: Last Call with Carson Daly (ABC) – Surfer Blood (repeat)
:: Lopez Tonight (TBS) — Hanson
:: Ellen DeGeneres Show (ABC) — Rascall Flats (repeat)