Apparently bedding down with R. Kelly is quite the religious experience. “I got these honeys speaking in tongues,” boasts the World Cup crooner on the chorus of “Tongues.” Meanwhile, by the time Ludacris joins in on the divinity and starts rapping “she says she really wanna wet the fabric,” we started doing a few Hail Marys ourselves. Add a little sin to your day by listening below.

R. Kelly feat. Ludacris - Tongues

“Tongues” was produced by Bangladesh. But to be completely honest, you’re better than this, R. Kelly. You know it. We know it. And Jackie Collins definitely knows it.

“Sign Of A Victory” was a step in the right direction. Granted, that was a special song tied into the World Cup. But the lesson to be learned from that whole experience should be that a smooth, soulful voice combined with an upbeat melody is always going to be a win.

Leave the tuneless bragging about sexual conquests to the youngsters who don’t know any better, Robert. And don’t be afraid to explore more mature territory. You can be inspiring when you want to be.