‘Real Housewives’ Star Kim Zolciak Commands “Google Me” On New Single

Robbie Daw | October 5, 2010 10:59 am

When one thinks of the modern age’s world-changing composers of song, naturally the stars of Bravo’s Real Housewives series come to mind. And while Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak offered up “Tardy For The Party” last year, she sort of got her butt kicked when New York’s Countess LuAnn de Lessepps unveiled far more eloquent jam “Money Can’t Buy You Class.” But Kim’s not a quitter. Marvel at her brand new single “Google Me” after the jump. See, “Google Me” takes things to a higher level because it has educational value. Note Zolciak’s inventive use of grammar (“Click them keys and Google me!”) and the fact that she spells out the word “Google.” Learn, children. Learn!

[wpaudio url=”//idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Kim-Zolciak-Google-Me.mp3″ text=”Kim Zolciak – Google Me” dl=”0″] Bonus points to Kim for going so hard on the rap interlude (“YouTube, Bravo check my tweets/22 million followin’ me!”) and for telling off the haters so effectively (“You lame no-name, knock off men, y’all all the same”).

We’re not sure what the Countess will come up in the wake of this masterpiece, but we’re guessing it’ll be epic. And it’ll probably have the word “class” in the title.

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