When staring at the cover for Fastlife, the upcoming debut solo LP from Joe Jonas, we admit that we’re feeling a bit weak in the knees, and our senses and inhibitions are beginning to slip away — you know, because of that blurry, going-under-sedation background! What, you thought it was because of handsome Joe’s smoldering, dark stare? His perfectly coiffed hair? The “yeah, I’m a bad boy at heart” scruff on his young mug? Nope, that’s not it. Not at all.
Fastlife will arrive on October 11, and the stylin’ JoBro has been 100% on top of keeping up appearances ahead of its release — on TV talk shows, in magazine photo spreads, at high-profile red carpet events and even on the streets of Paris, where he was snapped last month while smooching his co-star in an upcoming music video.
Next up for the 22-year-old “Love Slayer” crooner: opening for Britney Spears overseas in October after his own 19-date joint tour with Jay Sean here in the States.
Will you picking up a copy of Fastlife this fall?
Does anyone care?
No.
To answer your question @Brutal, no, I don’t think anyone really does. All I can say is ew. I think he’ll be lucky if his album even manages to sell 30,000. And now, I will most definitely NOT be picking up a copy of ‘Fastlife’ this fall! If you want a quality album to buy this fall, try Coldplay or Kelly Clarkson.
***no** not now, whoops.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
EVERYONE CARES. CANNOT WAIT.
I bought a ticket for Britney just to see Joe.
I CARE!!!!!
I GOT IT THE FIRST DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S AMAAAAZZZZIIINNNNNGGGGGGG
OH AND @BRUTAL … YES YOUR ARE BRUTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON’T BE JEALOUS CAUSE JOE IS SEXIER THAN YOU ;)