Fashion site SHOWstudio.com has a special treat for one lucky Lady Gaga fan who isn’t so cash-strapped in the current economy: a urinal, signed by Mother Monster herself, that’s going for about $460,000. Says the site, “Laying on its side and rendered impotent, this twenty-first century ready-made – appropriately titled Armitage Shanks – shows all the imaginable traces of her physical presence.” Wallets out yet, Little Monsters?
This must-have treasure, made of Vitreous China, was used in photographer Nick Knight’s gender-bending Vogue Hommes Japan shoot with Gaga.
Making reference to artist Marcel Duchamp’s readymade art piece Fountain, Gaga’s inscription wittily reads, “I’m not fucking Duchamp but I love pissing with you.” Utter poetry, Monsters.
Now, before you scoff at the notion of throwing nearly half-a-million bucks down the, er, toilet on a purchase like this, just ask yourself, what would Jo Calderone do?
[Via Celebrity Fix]






















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