Tupac Shakur‘s surprise appearance at Coachella on Sunday (Apr. 15) has concert promoters calculating such a stunt’s profitability — even if it only was a 2D effigy of the murdered rapper. Following news Tuesday that Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg may bring ‘Pac’s hologram along on an upcoming tour, a mock Coachella poster hit the web, featuring a lineup full of dead legends who could be resurrected on stage using the same technology. Though we take issue with the prioritization of some of the acts — Jimi Hendrix below Drowning Pool!? — we’d actually jump at the chance to see The Beatles and Elliott Smith on the same bill. Head below to read the full back-from-the-dead roster.
Michael Jackson, The Doors, INXS, Nirvana, Joy Division, Queen, Dio, Patsy Cline, Frank Zappa, Rick James, Pantera, James Brown, Johnny Cash, Elliott Smith, Ray Charles, Aaliyah, The Notorious B.I.G., The Cramps, Alice In Chains, Isaac Hayes, Big L
The Clash, The Ramones, Drowning Pool, G.G. Allin, T-Rex, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, John Denver, Buddy Holly, Nat ‘King’ Cole, Nico, Snot, Jay Reatard, Big Star, The Grateful Dead, Jeff Buckley
Mozart, Marvin Gaye, The Beatles, Muddy Waters, Miles Davis, The Allman Brothers Band, Selena, Blind Melon, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Bob Marley & the Wailers, TLC, Tiny Tim, Janis Joplin, Captain Beefheart, Clarence Clemons, Proof, Hank Williams, Rodney “Rappin’ Rodney” Dangerfield, Jesus