Justin Bieber Taunts Mariah Yeater On Twitter: Morning Mix

X. Alexander | April 23, 2012 5:30 am

Did You Hear?

:: Justin Bieber is so poised and mature for his age, sometimes we forget he’s only 18. So here’s a refreshing reminder: “Dear mariah yeeter…we have never met…so from the heart i just wanted to say…” he posted via Twitter, followed by a taunting clip from Borat. Now that’s exactly the kind of revenge a teenage boy should dole out when some stranger pretends he illegitimately fathered her tyke. [Twitter]

:: In other potential baby mama drama, Drake may be the father of a stripper’s young’un. Which makes us wonder if his “Practice” video ends moments before the conception… [Huffington Post]

:: Hear Dev cover the bounciest song ever written about nuclear holocaust, “99 Red Balloons.” [Arjan Writes]

:: Lil Kim has announced her “Return of the Queen” tour. Think this Queen Bee can still generate a buzz? [Rap-Up]

:: Apparently Nicki Minaj can’t handle the fact that not every single human being on this planet digs Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded. In addition to quitting Twitter, she’s now pretending to contemplate retiring from music altogether (while still doing press to promote her album). Cry for attention much? [Complex]

After the jump, we reveal which late-night show is the most “fun.” tonight:

Music on TV:

:: Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) — fun. :: Tonight Show with Jay Leno (NBC) — Train :: Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC) — The Hives :: Last Call with Carson Daly (NBC) — Band of Skulls