It’s that time of year again, when eager, doe-eyed adolescents get excited for the last day of school. A whole summer awaits them, a wondrous stretch offering freedom and numerous chances to see their peers in bathing suits. In the coming weeks, they’ll be signing each other’s yearbooks, hormones aflutter as they wonder “Will Johnny kiss me at the malt shop?” Or something. We don’t really remember how it works; for us, summer just means a gaping American Idol void filled with a sweatier-than-usual work commute. So before we’re hit with that reality, we wanted to reflect back on our semester with Idol. We came up with this batch of Season 11 superlatives while drawing big hearts around the Top 12′s yearbook photos.
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED
Jessica Sanchez
MOST LIKELY TO BE A SINGING TERMINATOR WHO TRAVELED FROM 1962
Joshua Ledet
MOST LIKELY TO STAR IN AN OFF-BROADWAY PRODUCTION OF RENT
Elise Testone
MOST LIKELY TO APPEAR IN AN ANTI-BULLYING AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL
Jermaine Jones
MOST LIKELY TO BE HEARD IN YOUR MOM’S CAR
(Tie) Hollie Cavanagh and Skylar Laine
MOST LIKELY TO BE HEARD IN YOUR BROTHER’S CAR
Phillip Phillips
BEST WITH A GUN
Skylar Laine
MOST ATTRACTIVE
Phillip Phillips
BEST HAIR
DeAndre Brackensick
MOST LIKELY TO TAKE HIS SISTER TO HER PROM
Colton Dixon
CLASS CLOWN
Heejun Han
CUDDLIEST
Jeremy Rosado
MOST NORMAL
Shannon Magrane
BEST KRIS JENNER IMPRESSION
Erika Van Pelt
What superlatives would you hand out? Sound off in the comments, or on Twitter and Facebook.
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