During a recent conference, Christina Aguilera was just like a lotus flower: Strong enough to withstand the brutality of the elements, yet gentle and delicate enough to dismiss bloggers as “God-knows-who in Buttfuck-wherever writing hate-shit.”
That’s right, the “Woohoo” superstar is at it again: Aguilera participated in a keynote question-and-answer session at the Billboard/Hollywood Reporter Film & TV conference in Los Angeles yesterday (October 25), where she addressed a litany of topics ranging from the vicissitudes of tabloid culture to Simon Cowell. But Aguilera was in particularly fine form at this engagement: Uncensored, profane and opinionated. And despite what Aguilera thinks of us, we love and respect that Fearlesstina took the reins and served shade right back at the bloggers who she claims not to read. On that note, here are the five best quotes from Aguilera’s Q&A.
5. While inferior artists are generic and frivolous, Aguilera’s use of Twitter is unique, original and weighted by profundity.
I said something the other day on Twitter and I was like, ‘Oh, this is what you can use Twitter for!’ I might have opened up a whole new can of worms and a new appreciation for it. I just didn’t want to be generic. Some people use it in a frivolous way.”
4. The Christina Aguilera Institute for Positivity and Kindness will open next fall.
I’ve not actually seen a full episode of any of the other music shows. I saw the commercials early on of American Idol of Simon being a dick. I was like, ‘Man, that’s not what it’s about!’ I didn’t want to treat people like that. I wanted to do ‘The Voice’ to show that we can be positive. We don’t have to knock people down.”
3. Aristotletina Nietzscheguilera philosophizes once more.
Shit happens, man. This is the business. It’s not going to be all cute and pretty and tied up in a little bow.”
2. Ironically, the blogs Aguilera doesn’t have time to read typically refer to her as “the warm and fuzzy Christina Aguilera.”
It’s hard being such a powerful woman in the business. I’m known for not always being warm and fuzzy, because you’ll just get bulldozed over.”
1. Just wait until her fans in the quaint seaside village of Buttfuck, Maine read this!
Now everyone is a critic… I don’t read blogs. It’s just God-knows-who in Buttfuck-wherever writing hate-shit. You can’t take it seriously. I’m sure you’ve all been hated on at some point by buttfuck people.”
What do you think of Aguilera’s comments? Sound off in the comments, or let us know on Facebook or Twitter.
dear Sam Lansky, to quote Toni Morrison:
“Who misraised you?”
Well, guess you’re just an example of a hater blogging from buttf*ck nowhere.
Your snark is much less funny than you think it is.
It’s an unwarranted and transparent attempt to twist her words out of spite. How much better do you feel after spewing bile today?
Sam Lansky: One of the buttf*** people.
I’m glad to see an outspoken woman in the public eye. Good for her for speaking up for herself. People seriously feel like they can say or write anything about anyone and have there be no repercussions. It’s no wonder so many kids take that mentality to school with them and so use it on others. This is why so many kids end up killing themselves from being bullied. This idea that everyone is allowed to say whatever caustic thought that comes into their heads about other people is what is destroying society and filling it with a bunch of discompassionate a-holes. I’m glad she pays no mind to it and continues to be herself no matter what.
Hey All,
First, thanks for commenting. We noticed how heated things are getting here and we decided that in the spirit of the 2012 election, should hold formal Twitter debate. That’s right, Monday, 10/29 at 5pm EST, YOU can debate our own Sam Lansky live on Twitter in our first ever #xtinadebate
Details to follow.
no thanks.
Normally I’m pretty snarky towards the Idolator staff, but this is a great idea (too bad I’m not on Twitter). This is a rather mild article and it’s amusing to see Christina’s legion upset about nothing. I look forward to the results of this debate!
Sam Lansky has got to be the WORST, most biased and bitter “writer”.
Sam Lansky = Idolhater.
Bionic Redemption!
I love when Idolator hates on Christina. If she wasn’t such a bitch and didn’t oversing all of the time, she wouldn’t get the snark. Her answers to the questions are all I need to know.
I’m with you on this, Sam Lansky. Christina Aguilera is a mess.