Here’s the meat and potatoes of this video, folks: While answering fan questions on a panel, One Direction talk about the songs they sing in the shower. Then the moderator of the panel says “Alright, everyone, I want you to close your eyes — and picture them in the shower.”
In case there was any question about 1D’s appeal. There it is! Just putting it all out there. That was a grown man advising an amassed crowd of underage girls to picture a bunch of teenage boys naked. We can all go home now. Our work here is done.
This is all excerpted from their latest “Bring Me To 1D” video, which documents a global fan competition. And with respect to the specific artists they sing, they have pretty good taste! Harry Styles says he sometimes sings Michael Jackson, then Liam Payne says, “I find myself singing a lot of Ed Sheeran songs in the shower,” flashing a coy grin and making the audience’s hearts beat a little bit faster.
Then, without missing a beat, Louis Tomlinson says, “I’m going to have join you, Liam.” An agonizing pause, a haunting breath, a moment rife with tension. Then: “I sing Ed Sheeran quite a lot in the shower as well.”
To recap: Louis is going to have to join Liam in the shower. Thank you and goodnight.