Jay-Z’s Favorite Things: What We Learned From Hov’s Impromptu Twitter Q&A
For about seven hours on Monday (July 8), Jay-Z pulled off a Twitter takeover. Unlike the structured, much-publicized rollout of Magna Carta Holy Grail, Hov’s Twitter Q&A began without warning and had an arbitrary endpoint. He was in a particularly jocular mood, joking with fans and haters alike, but he also managed to offer up some pretty interesting bits of news and opinion — everything from candid thoughts on his own discography to his favorite methods of carb intake.
While a lot of the MCHG details were enlightening (for instance: “Open Letter” was left off because he’s releasing it on vinyl through Jack White‘s Third Man Records, and Frank Ocean collab “Oceans” is two years old), it was the more random stuff that really grabbed us (such as his thoughts on Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus).
But if you missed out on the action because you were, ya know, doing your job or attending class like a productive member of society, don’t worry! We’ve compiled the important lessons from Jay-Z’s Twitter marathon below.
1. Here is Jay-Z’s official ranking of his top 4 albums (what say you, Stereogum?)
RT @Beyonce_Miami Do you think MCHG is your best work? [Hard to beat RD,BP1,TBA. it can fight for 4th #factsonly]
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
RT @rbnrly [REASONABLE to assume…….] — Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
2. Jay has a favorite Britney Spears song, and it is “Toxic.”
RT @KuntyeWest What’s your favorite Britney Spears song @S_C_[Toxic.. jamming my G] — Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
3. He also has a favorite Michael Jackson song.
RT @sIowdowns @moonrauhlker What’s your favourite Michael Jackson song? #MCHG @S_C_” [Human Nature, Prince Dorothy Parker] — Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
4. His favorite movie may be a cliche, but at least it’s not Scarface.
RT @JStormKravetz @S_C_ what’s your favorite movie? [Cliche, but, really great. Godfather2. True Romance is high on my list]
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
5. Jay-Z doesn’t like puns.
RT @wGruger [Streets is Watching..was going to put “tweets is watching” figured that would be like Magna “Carter” too obvi]
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
6. Instead, he prefers subtler jokes.
RT @SteveHiggz Why is “Beach is Better” so short man??? [This is how I feel about vacation. Just when,]
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
7. OK fine he likes some cheap wordplay after all.
RT @ZubairIsMAD I wonder how was it to work with wonda gurl @S_C_ #MCHG [at the risk of sounding redundant, wondarful]
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
8. Hov reps the Cap’n.
@Timberflake27 Mr. Jay z what’s your favorite cereal? [cap’n crunch growing up. I haven’t had cereal in a bit #factsonly] crunch berries tho
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
9. He has moved on from lobster and scrimp.
RT @azizansari For real, what’s your favorite pasta you’ve had in 2013? [see: Linguine and clam, but, you knew that!]
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
10. He has more thoughts on Miley Cyrus!
RT @chakaworks @s_c_ do you think twerking should replace the electric slide at weddings? [Personally???YES.. Miley is a GOD]
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
RT @youngstacks92 You really think Miley Cyrus still twerking somewhere in America? [ yes! she represents an old worlds worst nightmare]
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
RT @youngstacks92 You really think Miley Cyrus still twerking somewhere in America? [Black neighbor,and the daughter not seeing color] twerk
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
Bonus round: Miley responded!
Call it what you want. But I don’t see Mr. Carter shoutin any of you bitches out. #twerkmileytwerk ✌
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) July 8, 2013
11. There were no Ye-Jay collabs on Yeezus or MCHG because they’re saving the material for Watch The Throne 2.
RT @OfficiallyDT88 Hov! Is there any reason why Kanye didn’t get featured on the album? #MCHG [same question back to you on Yeezus? WTT2?] — Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
12. Mo’ money, mo’ problems.
RT @TylerBritter Do you still have 99 problems or have they all been sorted? [#newrules new problems] — Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
13. He takes criticism like a champ.
RT @HIGzILLMATIC [I respect that. Shit jamming though #factsonly] — Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
14. Fans are basically his favorite thing.
RT @KGonsports I love critics didn’t enjoy Jay Z’s new album all that much, but most of his fans did.[(almost)nothing brings me greater joy] — Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
15. Besides, perhaps, Picassos.
RT @brownguyyo Did you eventually get a picasso? #MCHG @S_C_ [no..my birthday is DEC 4 though] — Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
16. He lives in a castle, basically.
RT @cjzero @S_C_ Is Rick Rubin still lying on your couch? Did he do this yet? [I havent checked that side of the house in months. prob] — Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
RT @kuhRISSten can i live in said unchecked side of the house i promise you won’t know i’m there @S_C_ drives over to check if Rick is there
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
17. Jay-Z has no idea why he did the Twitter Q&A.
RT @BLAZNBEAUTY I wonder why Jay Z actually responding to tweets? [great question..I don’t have a great response #factsonly]
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013