Because this was too good to pass up: Jess’ October post on the ’90s crass-in compilation Buzz Ballads 2 resulted in what may have been our most foul-mouthed, anger-tinged, comment of the year. Sure, 30 tracks of ’90s post-grunge schmaltz would put anyone in a bad mood, but this aggravated comment from someone who goes by the name “actualmusician” went the extra mile and got me thinking that some rock-radio staple out there wants to spend his new year selling the drama, and not applying novocaine to his clearly hardened soul: MORE »
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Which “Actual Musician” Is Looking Back In Anger About “Buzz Ballads 2″?
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The Saddest Line In A “New York” Sex Diary Ever, Courtesy Some Unnamed Musician Who Should Probably Stay Anonymous
“5:30 p.m.: Order Thai delivery and jerk off while watching Around the Horn on ESPN.” I just… I mean… Oh, God, please tell me it wasn’t a Woody Paige episode. MORE »
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Blind-Item Break: Why Does This One Sound Like The Shocking Twist In A “Law & Order” Episode To Me?
“Which recently rehabbed rocker got clean through a week-long induced coma? He couldn’t bear to sweat out the booze on his own.” MORE »
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Blind-Item Blitz: We’re Aiken To Solve This One
From today’s installment of the always-pretty-easy Gatecrasher: “Which singer turned Broadway star is miserable along the Great White Way? Although he privately gripes that he hates the show he’s in, he has to ride out his contract.” MORE »
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Which Diva Is Forcing Her Producer To Act Like A Bodyguard?
Today’s so-easy-you-could-even-call-it-kinda-wack blind item comes from the New York Daily News’ Gatecrasher: “Which legendary singer is being kept on a tight leash by her producer as she works on her comeback album? MORE »
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The “Daily Mirror” Gifts Us With The Greatest Blind Item Ever
Ah, the holidays. When the egg nog is flowing, anticipation is high, and the blind items are vague, yet laugh-out-loud delightful. From the Daily Mirror:
“Which clumsy rocker dropped a ciggie on his manhood while belting out a Beatles’ song on the loo? He was left in agony and close to tears…”
“Clumsy,” indeed! My first thought was one of Oasis’ Gallagher brothers because, well, duh, but I surveyed my buddy list for a few other opinions. They’re after the jump. MORE »
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The Saddest Blind Item You Will See All Day, Or Maybe Even All Year
From today’s Gatecrasher: Which aging boy bander has proposed to his NYC waitress girlfriend several times already, and they’ve known each other 10 days? She keeps saying no. MORE »
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“Which powerhouse music producer likes to gear up before long sessions in the studio by watching his favorite kind of big-booty porn?” MORE »
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“Which powerhouse music producer likes to gear up before long sessions in the studio by watching his favorite kind of big-booty porn?” MORE »
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Another Musician Prepares To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1
The “date Bret Michaels” trainwreck Rock Of Love hasn’t even picked its “winner” yet, but VH1 is already getting ready to cast its sequel; this Saturday in Williamsburg, an open call for contestants who are “girls 21+, single and who are looking to win the love of the rock star of their dreams” will take place. According to the casting call, the rock star in question is “someone that makes the girls wild and girls would do anything just to meet this guy, a Tommy Lee type of rocker” who wants “hardcore rocker chicks, tattooed, big hair, drinks beer, rockin body.” Hmm, well, that narrows it down while not narrowing it down at all! We’ve put four guesses after the jump, but feel free to chime in with your own. MORE »
