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Which Wacky Diva Wants People To Quit Professing Her Influence?

valleyoftehdolls.jpgTucked inside Michael Musto’s latest laundry list of blind items was this nugget on an ungrateful elder: “What wacky singer flinches when asked if she feels she’s influenced a current superstar? (She feels the superstar can’t really sing and therefore the question is kinda insulting.)” A current superstar who can’t sing? Oh, the humanity. Anyway, our guesses are after the jump, poll-style: MORE »

The answer is Diana Ross/Beyonce. Diana Ross was quoted at one time saying that she felt that Bey, acclaimed her status based primarily on her looks and sex appeal. She sent a message to Bey, to keep her clothes on and be a true diva. That was too easy.

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The crack-bingeing star who cleared the Lollapalooza loo so she could fire up her pipe was, in fact, Amy Winehouse. MORE »

Shimmy-shimmy-yuck.

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It’ll Take A Crack Team Of Readers To Solve This Lollapalooza Blind Item

lolla.jpgFrom today’s Gatecrasher: “Which troubled, hard-partying Lollapalooza performer cleared out a bathroom over the weekend in Chicago and then smoked what our spy-in-the-stall swears was a crack pipe?” Hmm! Well, it doesn’t seem like there was a Moldy Peaches reunion on the bill, so they’re out. Our guesses are after the jump. MORE »

Well if it was Wino, it certainly wasn't prior to her performance. I've seen more animated performances at an autism convention.

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Which Artist’s Representatives Forced MTV To Spike A Column?

mtv.jpgThis week’s edition of the MTV.com column “Bigger Than The Sound” is a curious mea culpa for last week’s installment, which was a (kind of funny! and we’re not just saying that because it linked to us!) look at the idea of “anti-buzz” and how any press is conceivably good press. That piece isn’t on MTV’s site anymore, in large part because writer James Montgomery tried to start some anti-buzz by offering wild predictions about why a few artists’ next albums would be disappointing. (As Montgomery puts it, “a representative for one of the artists I singled out was unhappy — and made her feelings known to my higher-ups.”)

The piece has been erased from the collective RAM of MTV’s servers, but Google cache never forgets; as it turns out, the six artists Montgomery mentioned in the piece were Panic! At The Disco, 50 Cent, Thrice, Blake Lewis, Weezer, and Cobra Starship. So which artist’s “people” complained about the satirical suckage-prediction? Time for another poll: MORE »

Also, 50 seems to be a little skittish at the moment, what with lawsuits against internet advertisement games and such.

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Our Nation’s Airports: More Vulnerable to Stoners Than Ever

In the same week that the Transportation Security Authority said that women can once again bring the breast milk God gave them on flights, there was apparently a (heh) green alert sounded at a U.S. airport. Today’s New York Daily News wants to know: “Which toke-loving chart-toppers caused a security scare because they were so stoned they left behind unattended luggage at an airport?” And frankly, because no one’s been arrested, posted a public apology to Clive Davis on their Web site, or changed their album release date to 9/11 yet this morning, so do we: MORE »

@Aquemini: Neither, actually!

I believe Hinder can only be described as an "audial abortion."

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Which Female Singer Is Getting An Extra Boost From Her Band?

A quite-juicy–yet maddeningly clue-free!–item from today’s Popbitch: “Which female singer expects her band-members to put out at her request? The touring musicians don’t last long if they won’t service the singer.” MORE »

@cerulgalactus: What a peculiar function of Godwin's Law.

I think you may have just won the internet.

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Don’t You Just Love Starting Off Your Week With A Blind Item?

From Gatecrasher: Which rocker-ette, who is attempting a comeback, has a new eating disorder to replace the drugs? Apparently now she will eat only yogurt products. Is that what’s in Ensure, then? These things need to be explained to people whose idea of “healthy” is beer made with actual fruit. MORE »

Eating disorders are the new heroin problem. Hot.

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A Blind Item That’s Sure To Cause Firestorms On Every “American Idol” Board Out There

From today’s Gatecrasher column: Which teenage “American Idol” reject is already cropping up on the L.A. gay bar scene? “Already,” huh? Well, that sort of makes it obvious. Somebody better buy extra Kleenex for Ashley Ferl. MORE »

or "how many guy-a have tapped Sanjaya"

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The Most Boring Music-Related Blind Item You’ll See All Month

From today’s Gatecrasher column: Which iconic pop star is an even better businesswoman than she is a singer? She has allowed the press to misreport her latest real-estate purchase by $3 million to bump up its resale value. Lying about real estate? Such a scandal! MORE »

which pop star has actually been legally dead for almost 2 years?

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Which R & B Starlet Has Bad Buzz?

Just when you thought album listening parties couldn’t get more awkward, along comes this blind item from AOL’s Black Voices blog: I hear that a listening party for a sexy R&B starlet’s forthcoming album became a pity party after media guests began sharing with the label staff “how bad they… MORE »

a sexy R&B starlet
I don't find Mya sexy. "My ass is like, whoa!" Um, what ass?

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