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Following the posting of some computer-crippling, videogame-memory-triggering snippets from its new album, Death Magnetic, Metallica will premiere its new single, “The Day That Never Comes,” on its Web site at 2 p.m. ET today. MORE »

Masturbatory.

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Be Very Afraid

The new Miley Cyrus video is going to be directed by Brett Ratner. This puts the odds that it’ll be a four-minute-long goof on those cleavage-flaunting MySpace pics somwehere around 4-5. But tasteful, people, tasteful! MORE »

I would assume we won't get the Risky Business Underwear homage that Rat delivered for those Guitar Hero/American Idol commercials...

Do we have any odds on the video involving a unicorn or Jackie Chan?

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The t.A.T.u. Movie: It Exists!

AP080514022096.jpgYou And I, previously known as Finding t.A.T.u., previously known as That Movie That Introduced The Phrase “They’re Nihilists… Beautiful Nihilists” To The World, had its premiere at the Cannes Film Festival (?!) last week, a fact that I only found out because some British tabloid ran a piece on her skipping the movie’s debut out of embarrassment. The fact that there are no reviews yet of You And I, which follows two fans of the Russian pop act as they “are swept into a dangerous world of obsession, drug abuse and murder,” makes me wonder if the movie’s as bad as Barton claims, or if the premiere was just turning everyone away at the door to maximize buzz for its inevitable American release. In case you need a refresher of the movie’s finer moments, or you just want to see a hairnetted Barton “working” in a slaughterhouse, there’s a highlight reel after the jump. MORE »

I have a wonderful feeling that this will be the new Showgirls! I can't wait to see it.

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