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No. 31: 50 Cent, “Amusement Park”
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No. 32: Smash Mouth, “I Wan’na Be Like You (The Monkey Song)”
Baloo would be rolling over in his grave if he heard this. MORE »
The Hills have whys. f2k
No. 34: Happy Mondays, “Jelly Bean”
Dance beats that sound like they were concocted in a pharmacy, breasts sprouting from nowhere, hooking for fun (and profit)—guess elder statesman of musical decadence Shaun Ryder felt that he needed to show those Last Night’s Party whippersnappers how to engage in excess the right way. MORE »
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No. 35: Hampton The Hamster, “The Hampsterdance Song”
The Internet giveth, and it taketh away (your sanity). MORE »
George Costanza gets the rap song he always wanted. f2k
No. 37: Satellite Party Feat. Jim Morrison, “Woman In The Window”
Envision, if you will, a world remade in the image… of late Doors singer Jim Morrison. MORE »
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No. 38: Say Anything, “Got Your Money”
This is the last time we’re gonna take down a rock band for mishandling a rap song, we promise. MORE »
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No. 39: Aubrey O’Day Feat. Roscoe Umali, “Never Fallin’”
A New Order-biting track from an ever-fameballing pop starlet that will make you get down on your knees and pray… that she decides to make a career change. MORE »
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No. 40: Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi, and the Wu-Tang Clan, “For Heaven’s Sake 2000”
At least when Limp Bizkit made rap-metal, they had a vague understanding of what “rap” was. MORE »
