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No. 32: Smash Mouth, “I Wan’na Be Like You (The Monkey Song)”
1:00 PM on Thu Nov 5 2009 by Christopher R. Weingarten
Baloo would be rolling over in his grave if he heard this. More »
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No. 33: Heidi Montag, “Higher”
1:00 PM on Wed Nov 4 2009 by Christopher R. Weingarten
The Hills have whys. More »
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No. 34: Happy Mondays, “Jelly Bean”
1:00 PM on Tue Nov 3 2009 by Maura
Dance beats that sound like they were concocted in a pharmacy, breasts sprouting from nowhere, hooking for fun (and profit)—guess elder statesman of musical decadence Shaun Ryder felt that he needed to show those Last Night’s Party whippersnappers how to engage in excess the right way. More »
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No. 35: Hampton The Hamster, “The Hampsterdance Song”
1:00 PM on Mon Nov 2 2009 by Maura
The Internet giveth, and it taketh away (your sanity). More »
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No. 36: Lady Sovereign, “Food Play”
1:00 PM on Fri Oct 30 2009 by Christopher R. Weingarten
George Costanza gets the rap song he always wanted. More »
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No. 37: Satellite Party Feat. Jim Morrison, “Woman In The Window”
1:00 PM on Thu Oct 29 2009 by Maura
Envision, if you will, a world remade in the image… of late Doors singer Jim Morrison. More »
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No. 38: Say Anything, “Got Your Money”
1:00 PM on Wed Oct 28 2009 by Christopher R. Weingarten
This is the last time we’re gonna take down a rock band for mishandling a rap song, we promise. More »
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No. 39: Aubrey O’Day Feat. Roscoe Umali, “Never Fallin’”
1:00 PM on Tue Oct 27 2009 by Maura
A New Order-biting track from an ever-fameballing pop starlet that will make you get down on your knees and pray… that she decides to make a career change. More »
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No. 40: Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi, and the Wu-Tang Clan, “For Heaven’s Sake 2000”
1:00 PM on Mon Oct 26 2009 by Christopher R. Weingarten
At least when Limp Bizkit made rap-metal, they had a vague understanding of what “rap” was. More »
