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The Britney Spears Fan Who Rushed Onstage The Other Night Is Ready For His Close-Up

ivegotyrcrazySaturday night, 20-year-old Kyle King decided to make his night at Britney Spears’ concert in Uncasville, Ct., even more special by running onstage during the finale performance of “Womanizer,” unnerving the singer and getting himself arrested. King probably won’t plead “not guilty” at his June court date, though; the kid was so excited by his newfound media notoriety, he posted an animated .gif of himself trying to freak Spears on his MySpace page, on which he also notes “I Stick Out… It’s Funner :].” The fameballs start younger and younger these days, don’t they? A clip of the incident after the jump–if you want to skip right to the part where King tries to get Spears’ crazy, it’s at the 3:10 mark. MORE »


Patti LuPone Shows All Those Camera-Weary Band Bros How It Should Be Done

Are you in a band? MORE »

@the rich girls are weeping: Interesting counterpoint in that link. I can see both points of view, and feel slightly shamed by the author of the artsjounal.com piece, although not too much.

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Cursing Someone Out Seems So Much More Cathartic When It’s Done Through AutoTune

Kanye West: He can even make his off-the-cuff… MORE »

@silkyjumbo: That's a real pro.

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Hey Asshole: The Injury Report

Oasis’ Noel Gallagher was still feeling lousy… MORE »

Poor Noel. :(

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Hey Asshole, The After-Aftermath: Oasis Cancel New York Show

Oasis’ show tomorrow night in New York City has been scrapped because Noel Gallagher is still recovering from injuries to his midsection suffered Sunday night, when he was body-checked by a Canadian “fan.” MORE »

This never would have happened if Bonehead was till in the band.

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Canadian Dude Takes Oasis’ Penchant For Feuding A Bit Too Seriously

Last night in Toronto, an unidentified man rushed onstage during Oasis’ set at the Virgin Festival and body-checked Noel Gallagher, perhaps because he wanted to show the brawl-happy band what happens when you traipse around a country where hockey is the national sport. MORE »

What's with adding three minutes of roadies messing about the stage to the end of that video?

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Gym Class Heroes Singer Arrested For Properly Responding To Audience Member’s Racial Slur

AP070927053812.jpgTravis McCoy of the Gym Class Heroes responded to a Warped Tour attendee who heckled him with the former title of Nas’ album last night (and a few other choice words) by breaking his microphone over said audience member’s head as he was being led out by security. “I’m sorry. But when someone calls you something that offensive and that disgusting, you have to bash their head in with a microphone,” McCoy said after everything went down. Apparently local police didn’t agree, as they arrested him on one count of third-degree assault (he was released early this morning). Me, I’m just wondering just when he’s going to weigh in on the incident on his blog. A very shaky clip of last night’s scuffle–complete with post-skullcrushing dedication to the ladies in the audience out there–is after the jump. MORE »

Why can't people just hate on GCH because they suck ass?

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Live Nation Attempting To Take “Biggest Jerks In The Ticketing Biz” Title Away From Ticketmaster

idolatortick.jpgFrom an e-mail blast sent by turmoil-filled concert behemoth Live Nation to New York concertgoers: “Live Nation announced today that effective immediately customers purchasing tickets on livenation.com will be afforded the privilege of entering shows prior to those holding tickets purchased other ticketing services.” Talk about two Americas! Although I guess that’s one way to make attendees a bit less grumbly about paying one company’s “convenience fees,” as opposed to those being demanded by said company’s competitors. MORE »

I purchesed 4 tickets for Avril Lavigne and never received the tickets. I lost my reciept, so I couldnt find out where I even bought them by the time the concert came I was out of luck. Partly my fault, but this week I finally found my receipt and called them up to see what a loyal company would do to help a guy that is short $325 bucks. They told me there was nothing they could do, read our policy and that it was too late to get a refund. My question is, where are my tickets and why didnt I get them? Never ever use them to buy tickets!

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Watching Shows Through Other Peoples’ Viewfinders: It Really, Really Sucks

iStock_000003878838XSmall.jpgContinuing the thread of distraction and music–particularly in live settings–over the weekend a blogger whose writings I enjoy attended a Radiohead show and was almost driven mad by the way many of his fellow concertgoers were so focused on the commemoration of the experience, they almost forgot to actually, you know, experience the show (or let their fellow concert-goers do so): MORE »

He has a point - from channel surfing to YouTube, pirated songs to blogs, we are beginning to live things we physically could never experience in person. Metaphysical experiences are the result of people that are willing to either augment their experiences by sharing, or fully selfish in that they want people to know what they experienced. Either way, they share. The same as you are with this blog, so who is right? Eh? ;)

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Arcade Fire May Want To Call On The Sheriff Next Time They’re In Nottingham

arc.jpgIf they ever decide to return to the British burg after last night’s show, that is. Apparently an audience member at last night’s Nottingham Arena show decided to get up close and personal with frontman Win Butler, throwing a projectile at him during the performance of “Neighborhood #3 (Power Out).” MORE »

I saw the Goo Goo Dolls open for Bush in '96 (stop laughing) and Johnny Rzeznik got hit with a shoe. He stopped the song, picked it up, said "somebody's gonna have to walk home with only one shoe," laughed, and they went straight back in. That's the right way to play that.

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