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Band Of Horses Singer Not Too Thrilled With The Cameraphone Era

phones.jpgA couple of weeks back Band Of Horses played a show in San Diego, and lead singer Ben Bridwell was feeling a bit cranky–so cranky, in fact, that he flipped a fan off while she was trying to get a digital shot of him as they played their single “The Funeral”–which was the first time a huge chunk of the crowd took notice of the show. Naturally, she blogged about it: MORE »

"But then you had all these kids up front, that seemed so disinterested in the show and didn't look up at the stage or anything"

Dude.
YOUR FAULT.
YOUR FAULT.
YOUR FAULT.

if you cannot GET the audience interested,, particularly the hardcore fans the front, you suck. The end.

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A “Hey, Asshole!” Special: Trapped On A Bus With A Bunch Of Screaming Idiots

Above, video of the White Stripes performing “Hotel Yorba” on a Winnipeg bus yesterday, when they were accompanied against their will by two overexcited fans who don’t really understand the “inside voice” concept. MORE »

Holy shit...Jack said they enjoyed our public transportation during the show, and I thought it was just an offhand, stage banter thing. Cool.

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A “Hey, Asshole!” Special Report: Is The Concert Ban On Cameras Finally Dead?

hey_asshole_bu.jpgOver the weekend, one of your Idolators went to a concert at a medium-sized venue in the suburbs; before the opening act, an announcement came over the venue’s sound system reminding the audience that cameras and other digital-recording devices were banned from being used during the show.

Then the house lights went down, the opening act walked onstage, and about 10 flashbulbs went off to commemorate the moment. (The fact that this particular venue was “in the round,” and your correspondent was sitting on one side of the stage, made the flashbulbs a little more noticeable.) The camera-wielding patrons didn’t seem like your typical rule-breaking, boisterous, screw-’em-all concert attendees–instead, they were suburban women, seated but clapping, a few with greying hair, all with digital cameras of various sizes at the ready. MORE »

The Roots actually sell desposible cameras at their shows...

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“Hey, Asshole!”: More Idiocy In The House Of Winehouse

hey_asshole_bu.jpgAh, the perils of attending the “big” shows at SXSW–long lines, crummy opening acts, and, of course, other members of the crowd. Our report on bad behavior at Friday’s Amy Winehouse show triggered this response from Idolator commenter JedTheMime:

I couldn’t believe when I read your “Hey, Asshole!” on the Amy Winehouse show at SXSW. I actually had my worst ever concert fight at that very show!

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Had they back-combed their hair for the occasion?

Can I personally apologize for the British invasion. In the last few years SXSW has become incredibly well known in the UK (tabloid worthy) and I suppose this is one of the effects.

You're right about Seth Lakeman, he is great live.

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“Hey, Asshole!”: We Tried To Make Them Shut Their Pieholes, But They Said, “No, No, No”

hey_asshole_bu.jpgSomehow, we were standing in the Bermuda Triangle of bad concert behavior during last night’s Amy Winehouse show at La Zona Rosa–no matter how we shifted our position, we were in earshot of two people who were duking it out for the title of “who deserves a shove more”: MORE »

"there was the battleaxe with the overflowing cup of red wine"

Awesome imagery!

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“Hey, Asshole!”: Cookie Mountain Gets A Little Bit Crowded

hey_asshole_bu.jpgFrom time to time, we like to give our readers the floor for “Hey, Asshole!”, which documents concert-going experiences that are ruined by the other people in attendance. If you feel like getting revenge on someone who put a damper on your show-going expierence, send your stories or cameraphone shots to asshole@idolator.com. Today’s submission comes from Idolator reader David Hogue, whose view of TV On The Radio last night was obstructed by a big guy with a shaved head and his late-arriving friends: MORE »

I would have just fought my way up to the front once the hectic MOSH PIT started up!! Man, everytime TV on the Radio starts kicking out those heavy goddamn grooves, double-bass drums, and brutal screaming vocals, I just want to stage dive off a mountain and strangle a pot-bellied pig.

I'm getting all worked up just thinking about it.

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“Hey, Asshole!” Follow-Up: More Static At A TV On The Radio Show

hey_asshole_bu.jpgEarlier today, we posted a story from a TV On The Radio fan who had to deal with some pushy fans at the band’s show in Columbus last night. This provoked an e-mail from another reader who had some unfortunate fauxhawked-jerk exposure while at a show by the band, which we reprint here even though–or perhaps because–its subject line uses one of our banned words:

Subject: National trend of douchebags seeing TV on the Radio

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i guess this is kind of a universal phenomenon, isn't it? it's nice to see an obscure band tooling through town at your respective dive bar with half a stage and a 300 person capacity. everyone there is friendly and considerate. they're there for the music. but this is the next step, right? i don't mean to be prickish but, isn't this kind of the goal? maybe not to have assholes at your show but there're people who don't understand concert etiquette. but TVOTR is appealing to an audience bigger than they probably ever would've imaginined. There're gonna be idiots there. Try going to any indie rock show at a mid-level venue. I mean, it's frustrating as hell sometimes when you come face to face with one of these doofuses but, think about the populist perspective. TVOTR are reaching a lot of people and there's something admirable about that. IMHO.

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“Hey, Asshole!”: Attack Of The Jerry Lee Losers

thekillllerrr.jpgIt’s been a long time since we had any submissions for “Hey, Asshole!”, our crowd-controlling feature in which readers report egregious concert-going behavior. So if you happen to witness obnoxious audience members in their natural habitat, send along your stories or pictures to asshole@idolator.com. In the meantime, commenter Stevie sent in the following “Hey, Asshole!” field report about a Jerry Lee Lewis show gone awry. A choice excerpt:

Between each song, the drunks behind me loudly yelled, “PLAY SOMETHING GOOD!” and “YOU CAN DO BETTER JERRY LEE!” After “Memphis,” one yelled, “PLAY SOMETHING BY WHITE PEOPLE!” When he moved into his country songs, they started yelling, “WHY CAN’T YOU PLAY SOMETHING GOOD?”

After the click-through, a tale of drunken dumbwittery that will make you forever hate white people–or any people, really. And please note that the above picture of Lewis is not from this particular gig–but we’re pretty sure his facial expression remains unchanged at this point.
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JackieTreehorn, I found the German-ness of Jasper to be a little unsettling when I first arrived here 6 years ago. It's changing though, even in the time I've been here. Of course, the Schnitz is alive and well.

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