On what I think/hope is the third-to-last episode of The Next Great Fox Ratings Disaster American Band, the four remaining acts took on the catalog of Queen. Would the staunchly Christian Denver and the Mile High Orchestra scrub the “gay” from Freddie Mercury’s compositions? Would teenage metallers Light Of Doom predictably cover “We Will Rock You”? Would I actually hope for a Dot Dot Dot performance? Would this episode’s ratings get trounced by the ones pulled in by a Don’t Forget The Lyrics repeat? The answer to all four of those questions is yes! MORE »
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Dot Dot Dot Is Gone Gone Gone
2:30 AM on Mon Dec 10 2007 @dennisobell: Well, consider the context. I'd take their competentcy (and I didn't think it was *that* dull) over 2/3 of the other remaining bands' lack thereof.
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“The Next Great American Band” Is No Longer Tres Bien In Our Book
Last Friday, the five remaining bands took on the catalog of Rod Stewart, a choice which raised many questions. Would the noxious Denver and the Mile High Orchestra somehow make Rod’s cover of Tom Waits’ “Downtown Train” even worse? Would the teen metallers Light Of Doom play a “funny” version of “Forever Young”? Would something happen on this week’s episode to make me even less enthused to keep tuning in? One of those questions can be answered with a definitive “yes!” MORE »
11:30 AM on Mon Dec 3 2007 @SomeSound-MostlyFury: I was pretty sure you were, but for whatever reason I wanted to be snarky and "oh-so-witty and dry" and just deride bass solos.
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Reading the spoilers for this week’s episode of The Next Great American Band actually made me say “Oh no!!” to my empty apartment. MORE »
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Reading the spoilers for this week’s episode of The Next Great American Band actually made me say “Oh no!!” to my empty apartment. MORE »
idolator\'s american bandom
Reading the spoilers for this week’s episode of The Next Great American Band actually made me say “Oh no!!” to my empty apartment. MORE »
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The Six Remaining American Bands Roll Around The Stones’ Catalog
Its ratings are lower than WWE SmackDown! and just barely ahead of the Law & Order: CI reruns that New York’s myNetworkTV affiliate shows on Friday nights, but The Next Great American Band continues to soldier on, boosted no doubt by the writers’ strike turning TV into even more of a wasteland than it normally is. With seven bands to go, the latest episode had the bands tackle the Rolling Stones’ catalog, and the results were–unsurprisingly–mixed. MORE »
12:30 PM on Mon Nov 26 2007 @dennisobell: I missed the last episode, so then I guess I'm not qualified to judge Cliff Wagner... that's OK. I can hear real bluegrass any day. Yeah, Danny's voice leaves something to be desired, but until you've seen him riff on stage wearing a hand-knit budweiser sweater you haven't lived. Maybe he'll get voice lessons- the Muggs are GREAT musicians and super people. Too bad the country had to meet them on a reality show.
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Franklin Bridge Gets Sent Back To Philadelphia
8:53 AM on Mon Nov 19 2007 First of all, to DHMBIB: That Fergie song is about "London Bridge", not Franklin Bridge. Secondly, Franklin Bridge was probably one of the most (if not the most) talented bands in the competition. If anybody was "offended" enough by him altering some lyrics to send them home, they're petty individuals.
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It’s the slowest news day ever, so here’s a maybe-true spoiler for The Next Great American Band! If it’s true, the producers sure are going the “shock elimination to goose ratings in a big way” route early. And yes, Dot Dot Dot will be ruining a Lieber and Stoller song on the telly tomorrow night. MORE »
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Only One Band Was The Lunatic We Were Looking For
This week, The Next Great American Band not only cut its airing time down to an hour, it devoted said hour to the works of Billy Joel, an American singer-songwriter who has a longstanding, complicated relationship with my psyche. I was all set to tune into my TiVoed version of the show on Saturday, only to find that between 8 and 9 p.m. Friday, my DVR been recorded reruns of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report, thanks in part to a) the writers’ strike screwing up the program guide and b) the fact that Band is kind of low on my season-pass priority list. (Hey, at least it’s there, which is more than I can say for the rest of America.) Happily, though, the copyright infringers and spoilers who populate the Internet came to my rescue! MORE »
11:30 AM on Mon Nov 12 2007 Disagreed on Franklin Bridge -- they were way better this week, lyric fuckups or no -- and my money's on Cliff Wagner getting the boot. The band's great, but the rules of the show totally frustrate what they're about, and even barring their charmingly fugly look, they just weren't made for TV. I thought the cover of "You May Be Right" was imaginative but tough to bring off, and they didn't. If Sixwire weren't in the competition (and, again, totally unfairly), I'd say Clark Bros. were a shoo-in to take the crown -- they're so friggin' talented. Also, I felt they completely crushed Sixwire this week in the sweepstakes of "interesting reinterpretation of Billy Joel songs beginning with 'She' and placing women on pedestals." @GovernmentNames: Agreed on the Denver singer -- he's totally the weak link. But he probably saved the band for another week with the video about his wife giving birth that week.
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Spoilers for tomorrow night’s episode of The Next Great American Band have been revealed, thanks to the show being taped two days (!) in advance of its being aired, thus giving the few people who actually care enough to watch even less of a reason to tune in. MORE »
3:15 AM on Thu Nov 8 2007 Oh, but they're just so outrageous! What a bunch of free spirits....
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