metroville commented on Guess The Celebrity Nape!, at 8:00 PM on May 7 Let's all just take a moment to remember what really matters, here: Biff Tannen is starring with Matt Damon in a Steven Soderbergh film. more » [defamer]

metroville commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day, at 5:55 PM on May 7 "Good to see Harry Connick, Jr. more » [deadspin]

metroville commented on So, We're Going To Do The Sequel, Right? I Really Like Being In Movies That People Actually See, at 5:46 PM on May 7 Surprised to see that the WWF's Nikolai Volkoff has joined the ranks of the paparazzi. more » [defamer]

metroville commented on Hawks Exit Stage Left, at 11:19 PM on May 4 @algiers4: I got Ken Tremendous' point (the Tolstoy line), and I got Jeffrey Ross' (the Bea Arthur joke)...I'm just wondering if you're ever going to get back to your own point. Or did you not have one to begin with, save for an absurd generalization expressed with all the thought and panache of a remedial fourth-grader? more » [deadspin]

metroville commented on Hawks Exit Stage Left, at 9:06 PM on May 4 @algiers4: If Tolstoy had believed himself to be as true a representative of literature as you fancy yourself to be of the blogosphere, he would have had the good sense to fuck himself. more » [deadspin]

metroville commented on Hawks Exit Stage Left, at 4:57 PM on May 4 @algiers4: Buzz Bissinger thanks you for validating his opinion of the level of discourse on this website. Go Celtics. more » [deadspin]

metroville commented on Sacha Baron Cohen's New Guy Is Tall, at 9:10 PM on May 3 Bay-bee? more » [deadspin]

metroville commented on America Keeps Working On Its High Five, at 5:46 PM on May 2 At least when Red Sox fans miss high-fives, we have the excuse of being blind drunk. more » [deadspin]

metroville commented on Brave Harvey Fierstein Refuses to Be Adam Sandler's Token Gay, at 5:13 PM on May 1 @saltwater: The prophecy has been fulfilled. more » [defamer]

metroville commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day, at 1:59 PM on May 1 "Had the Celtics both time-traveled and taken five games to to win a series in four games, I probably would have had to reconsider my whole 'X'- and 'Y'-axis theory." - ReneDescartes more » [deadspin]

metroville commented on They Sure Don't Make Them Like They Used To, at 3:10 PM on Apr 30 @potohead1: I almost had a stroke, but then I didn't... more » [defamer]

metroville commented on Ex-LAPD Chief Daryl Gates Still Slaying 'Em at the Movies, at 7:17 PM on Apr 29 Oh, sure...highlight the bad things Gates said about black people. more » [defamer]

metroville commented on 'Towelhead' Trailer Conveniently Distills Repugnant Alan Ball Effort to Two Minutes, at 3:40 PM on Apr 28 That trailer is as discomfiting to behold as what's become of the quality of the comments on this website. more » [defamer]

metroville commented on How The 'NY Times' Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Grove, at 8:35 PM on Apr 25 Two paragraphs on Abercrombie & Fitch (revealing the author's fixation on shirtless men) and nothing on the movie theatre, still the best reason to visit the Grove? more » [defamer]

metroville commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day, at 2:47 PM on Apr 23 "How many triple-doubles will it take for our homes to be rebuilt?" - ResidentsOfTheActualCalliopeHousingProjectsThirdWard more » [deadspin]

metroville commented on The Cubs Are Enjoying Their Solid Start, at 5:26 PM on Apr 22 Kerry Wood dislocated his shoulder posing for that picture. more » [deadspin]

metroville commented on Inglorious Bastardization, at 5:24 PM on Apr 22 Laura Branigan: Returns Her Shoulder Pads more » [deadspin]

metroville commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day, at 4:03 PM on Apr 22 "After a demoralizing career decision, Al Pacino has to solve his own murder within 88 minutes." more » [deadspin]