SuperUnison commented on Ivy League Prof Sues Students For Being Mean to Her, at 2:10 PM on Apr 29 I would totally lay money that she smokes to keep herself from turning into a full-on fatty. more » [gawker]

SuperUnison commented on Aww, Jeremiah Wright Isn't Doing Whatever Barry Asks Him To Do! What a Jerk!, at 11:17 PM on Apr 28 People have short memories. more » [wonkette]

SuperUnison commented on Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk, at 8:47 PM on Apr 28 Guess he fell into her "danger zone" (so out of good jokes) more » [gawker]

SuperUnison commented on Whitney Houston May Not Be Ready To Come Back, at 8:44 PM on Apr 28 This is what happens when you don't have an embarassing crackhead around. more »

SuperUnison commented on Sly Ashley Alexandra Dupre Sues 'Girls Gone Wild' For $10 Million, at 8:38 PM on Apr 28 @jagorev: I'd like to show her MY swiftboat, I totally have a Wii and a plasma... more » [wonkette]

SuperUnison commented on What Happens to Brains Experiencing "One of the Most Potent Hallucinogens Known", at 7:02 PM on Apr 28 Haven't tried it, but (of several friends) only one friend says that it's fun. more » [io9]

SuperUnison commented on East Germany's Buried Cyborg Army, at 6:57 PM on Apr 28 This needs to exist. more » [io9]

SuperUnison commented on Catholic Church Condemns American Mayor Giuliani!, at 6:26 PM on Apr 28 Making fun of this shit is the closest I will ever get to playing fantasy baseball. more » [wonkette]

SuperUnison commented on McCain Flirted With Topless Hannah Montana 'Tween!, at 6:19 PM on Apr 28 He needs to feast on the blood of young trollops, otherwise he can't get angry enough to choke his acquaintances. more » [wonkette]

SuperUnison commented on Blind Item! Which Indie Rocker Made The Mistake Of Screwing A Times Writer?, at 4:53 PM on Apr 28 That was depressing. more »

SuperUnison commented on Obama Should Drop Out, Only To Win Later!, at 6:18 PM on Apr 25 This Slate article is a perfect example one one of the most evil things about politics, you only see the game instead of the stakes. more » [wonkette]

SuperUnison commented on Jenna Bush's Texas-Trash Wedding Splendor, at 2:30 AM on Apr 24 Her arms are chubby from too many Of Ol' Uncle Nigger-Hater's Down Home, Non-elitist, Choking-Proof Pretzels. more » [wonkette]

SuperUnison commented on Wingnut Church Changes Obama-Osama Church Sign, at 5:33 PM on Apr 23 They don't have a question mark because, if there's one thing that threatens made-up-ass religions, it's asking an intelligent question. more » [wonkette]

SuperUnison commented on My Bloody Valentine To Play Stateside, Curate Best North American Festival Of 2008, at 1:38 PM on Apr 23 @exposition: Damn, you have it easy, I'm notsalgiac for things that never happened. more »

SuperUnison commented on Yoko Doesn't Want Us To See John Lennon Get High, at 1:35 PM on Apr 23 So is Yoko Ono officially the new Church of Scientology yet, or does she have to destroy a family and talk about aliens first? more »

SuperUnison commented on Hillsylvania Strangler: Liveblogging PA, Part Phour, at 10:31 PM on Apr 22 @bitchincamaro: Cisco fortified wine over here, in honor of one of the demographics that actually voted for Barry more » [wonkette]

SuperUnison commented on Hillsylvania Strangler: Liveblogging PA, Part Phour, at 10:28 PM on Apr 22 Damn... more » [wonkette]

SuperUnison commented on Barack Obama Is A 'Martinist'; Wonkette Interviews Another Member of Sonic Youth!, at 10:10 PM on Apr 22 @JimNewell: Fuck, I thought CatsRule was being facetious. more » [wonkette]