ascot-revival commented on "It was the hot flash heard 'round the world", at 11:23 AM on Jan 9 @Herb Tarlek: Esp. more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on A Gay Liberal New York Jew Rests Easy, at 11:18 AM on Jan 9 A lesson, kiddies: Never, ever pre-game with Lunesta. more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on Damn, The Black Kids Have Gotten To The Brits, Too, at 12:44 PM on Jan 4 Combining the top 3 yields the true winner: Adele Duffy and her Ting Tings more »

ascot-revival commented on What Happens In Tampa Does Not Stay There, at 11:53 AM on Jan 4 Can guys get toxic shock syndrome? more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on What Happens In Tampa Does Not Stay There, at 11:43 AM on Jan 4 And this is different from what goes on on other Fox affiliates and Fox News how? more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on The Huckabees, at 10:36 AM on Jan 4 Not to nit-pick, but a darker wash on those jeans would work much better. more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on 'Punk Houses' For Yuppies, at 2:23 PM on Jan 3 So that's Fall Out Boy's native habitat. more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on SJP Returns Cleaning Lady's Son After Embarrassing Mix-Up, at 12:09 PM on Jan 3 Fergie and the re-formed Black Eyed Peas more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on Do I just want to eat her alive?, at 11:21 AM on Jan 3 Kreepy Kats on a Thursday? more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on For Britney Spears, 2008 Will Be Just As Miserable As 1981-2007, at 9:26 AM on Jan 3 @wonky: However, said highlight is unfortunately tainted because even in this "Lucky" phase, Spears "cries, cries, cries in her lonely heart." more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on The drug habits of the creative underclass, at 4:18 PM on Jan 2 Those pills look too "scientific" to be fun...at least ecstasy pills have fun pictures of Clouds and Pokemon and the Mitsubishi logo on them. more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on How To Tell If You're Poor, at 4:15 PM on Jan 2 Make that "panhandlers" more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on How To Tell If You're Poor, at 4:14 PM on Jan 2 Do recreational panpandlers count? more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on Tequila Chasers Renewed, at 3:11 PM on Jan 2 Ah Tila, the poor man's and woman's New York. more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on Carson Daly Befuddled By Own Fame, at 12:10 PM on Jan 2 @PimpMyCouch: Being made into neckwear and adorning Carson Daly is an affront to crushed velvet everywhere. more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on Superman Dat Ho With The CW's Dancing Weather Girl, at 11:07 AM on Jan 2 I'll take the "dyke bitch" reporter over this chica, thank you very much. more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on Heidi Montag Looks More Like Paris Hilton Who Looks More Like Anna Nicole, at 11:05 AM on Jan 2 It's not too late for Heidi to reform, and it's not too late for Lynne Spears to prove once and for all that she's a good parent. more » [gawker]

ascot-revival commented on Gawker in 2008, at 11:02 AM on Jan 2 LOLCait is a dude?!? more » [gawker]