Rory B. Bellows commented on Michael Phelps' Funky Face Is SI's Sportsman of Year, at 7:37 PM on Dec 2 Am I the only one that thinks his 8 gold medals isn't that big a deal? more » [deadspin]

Rory B. Bellows commented on Baby Mangino May Be An Unstoppable Force, at 9:31 PM on Dec 1 How can Baby Mangino lose? more » [deadspin]

Rory B. Bellows commented on Jay Cutler Continues To Compare Himself Favourably to Other Quarterbacks, at 3:20 PM on Nov 30 On Chinese Democracy - "Give me 15 years and I could totally make a better GnR album." On Barack Obama's transition team - "I'd make a better Secretary of State than Hillary, hands down." On Justin Weisner - "Nothing special. more » [deadspin]

Rory B. Bellows commented on Dean Wormer NFL Unveils Fan Code Of Conduct, at 10:16 AM on Aug 6 So its clear that the NFL has no idea who their fanbase is, right? more » [deadspin]

Rory B. Bellows commented on Our Hero Heads For The Loving Embrace Of Alligators, Stifling Humidity And Jon Gruden, at 10:12 AM on Aug 6 Is there something going on with Brett Favre? more » [deadspin]

Rory B. Bellows commented on Slip 'N Slide With The King, at 2:12 PM on Aug 5 Elvis was a hero to Wrigley but he never meant shit to me. more » [deadspin]

Rory B. Bellows commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Wisdom Of Our Fathers, at 4:09 PM on Jul 21 "Yeah, my name now is "Brother O'Dell, Pass the Biscuits, Pappy O'Daniels." Leave it to Smoot...where most people are content with one nickname, Smoot gets himself three. more » [deadspin]

Rory B. Bellows commented on Alex Rodriguez Is A Fragile Little Dominican Butterfly, Friends Say, at 3:54 PM on Jul 21 @FredGarvin: You are obviously not married. more » [deadspin]

Rory B. Bellows commented on Alex Rodriguez Is A Fragile Little Dominican Butterfly, Friends Say, at 3:49 PM on Jul 21 She wouldn't even let him eat Spanish food. She did encourage him to eat c-word though. Shit. more » [deadspin]

Rory B. Bellows commented on Your Very First Deadspin Executions, at 3:14 PM on Jul 21 You cannot not be funny. Of course I can, am I being funny now? more » [deadspin]

Rory B. Bellows commented on Tony Kornheiser Is Very Fussy About His Shellfish, at 12:40 PM on Jul 15 Hasn't Kornheiser made a radio career admitting to these very encounters. more » [deadspin]

Rory B. Bellows commented on Cuervo Girl Throws A Pretty Decent Splitter, at 12:31 PM on Jul 15 I'd like to see her wield a fungo. more » [deadspin]

Rory B. Bellows commented on Jeff Allison's Re-Renewed Sense Of Purpose Comes From Hamilton, at 12:24 PM on Jul 15 Now if Allison can arrange it so the only person he has to pitch to is Clay Council, I think he might have a shot. more » [deadspin]

Rory B. Bellows commented on One More Special Message To Go, at 5:18 PM on Jun 27 Will, congrats on creating something that matters. /dick joke more » [deadspin]