cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Didja Hear The One About How Obama Is Like Hitler?, at 5:48 PM on Jul 23 The similarities don't stop there. more » [gawker]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on John Cleese's Radar Connection, at 10:10 PM on Jul 21 @TedSez: Other best part of the article. more » [gawker]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on New Ad Campaign Flaunts Gossip Girl's Bad Self, at 4:17 PM on Jul 18 "Shark Jumping Final Season" more » [gawker]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Race-Baiting Media Whore Is A Credible Source To One Dumb Paper, at 3:07 PM on Jul 18 Dear Shitty Roadside Truckstop Outside Jacksonville, Fl: The novelty T-Shirt I purchased from your store 8 years ago has thus far resulted in my dispensing of zero "mustache rides" despite their being offered for "free" as your slogan stipulated. more » [gawker]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Gay-Bashing Campaign Comic Book Pushes Satire To New Heights, at 10:30 AM on Jul 18 To hell with Batman. more » [gawker]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Jingles To Scare Children, at 7:06 PM on Jul 17 @Mike_Jahn: Your wish has been granted (starring Dave Attell!) [www.comedycentral.com] more » [gawker]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Everybody Hates A-Rod, at 1:07 PM on Jul 12 I'm bored by pretty much all sports (with the exception of Ninja Challenge and Swamp Buggy Racing), but the only thing that occasionally gets me interested in baseball are the vicious pranks of its superfans. more » [gawker]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Southern Belle Brooke Parkhurst's Novel Will Have Juicy Fox News Bits, Recipes, at 12:52 PM on Jul 10 Here's a sample recipe from the book: 1 Sassy Southern belle+1 conservative 24-hour news station+marginal amounts of writing talent=One boring novel. more » [gawker]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Times Uglifying Own Building To Thwart Climbers, at 10:09 AM on Jul 10 How come no one covered my scaling of the NY Press building earlier today? more » [gawker]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on The Top 50 New York Eccentrics, at 10:43 AM on Jun 27 #25. more » [gawker]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Opie's Fiancee Sues Post, Richard Johnson For Millions, at 3:37 PM on Jun 26 The Post did the same exact thing 30 years ago, except then the story was about an alleged 8mm reel featuring Cousin Brucie's fiancee doin' the nasty with Joe Franklin. more » [gawker]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Like Kirsten Dunst's Face, Taxi Makes Money Even When Motionless, at 1:28 PM on Jun 26 "Celebrity Cash Cab" contestants Ryan Gosling and Kirsten Dunst are stymied by their 1st question: "How many Senators are there in the US Congress?" more » [gawker]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Comedian George Carlin Dead, at 2:14 PM on Jun 23 Sorry, clip is apparently not embeddable. more » [gawker]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Comedian George Carlin Dead, at 1:55 PM on Jun 23 Got dang depressing. more » [gawker]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Jonas Brothers Poised To Annoy, Baffle Adults, at 3:30 PM on Jun 17 "the band members wore "purity" rings, reflecting their stated intentions to save themselves sexually for marriage." Yeah, their gay marriages. more » [defamer]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Lou Barlow Somehow Not Embarrassed By Acoustic Demo Of "Soul And Fire", at 4:00 PM on Jun 16 @papercoversrock: Here here! more »

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Spencer Pratt Wants $100k Just to Leave the House, at 12:18 PM on Jun 16 @TheHonJudgeSmails: How about Rudy's Bar And Grill? [newyork.citysearch.com] We'll request in his contract that he show up at 2:00 AM with $500 in small bills and 15 lbs of beef jerky taped to his clothes. more » [gawker]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on "These Days, I Go Where It Tells Me To.", at 12:25 PM on Jun 12 Music Fact #785: Underneath Amy Winehouse's enormous beehive hairdo lives a teenier tinier Amy Winehouse who controls all of her bizarre behavior via a system of levers and pulleys. more » [gawker]