King of Pants commented on Invasion Of The LeBron Snatchers!,
at 10:39 AM on May 9
Where did I read about LeBron's adventures in international play, where he kept charging the lane and getting called for actual fouls, and his utter bewilderment at it?
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King of Pants commented on LeBron James Has Obviously Never Been A Waiter,
at 4:06 PM on May 8
It's almost like he's a 23-year-old multimillionaire athlete and international celebrity who's been told he's God's gift to basketball since he was a teenager, and thus has no way of having any real empathy for anyone who hasn't been raised in that matter.
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King of Pants commented on Time To Panic, Celtics Fans,
at 11:03 AM on Apr 29
I have a hypothesis.
SImmons writes mawkish, passive-aggressive column about Red Sox WS victory = Sox get swept by Tampa Bay.
Simmons writes single most obnoxious Boston-homer-with-head-crammed-up-ass column asking if '07 Patriots are better than '86 Celtics = delightful Giants win in SB.
Simmons ignores every other plot in the NBA playoffs to expel over 1,000 words on Rajon Rondo = Hawks tie up at 2.
Keep it up, Bill!
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King of Pants commented on Witch! Traitor TeeVee Critic Makes Terrorist Error About George Washington,
at 3:24 PM on Apr 21
DEAR EDITORS:
The vilification of this fine Freemason and Son of Christ proves you are without a doubt the WORST of the librull traytors and would gladly happily allow Osama bin Laden to anally violate your daughters at the Whole Foods where you get your fifth-column marching orders.
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King of Pants commented on Free Darko On Boston-Atlanta,
at 12:08 PM on Apr 18
Free Darko reminds me of a guy who faithfully fucks his wife for 25 years going strong, hoping beyond hope that one night she will spontaneously decide to rim him.
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King of Pants commented on Norman Cook Seeks Less Dated Moniker Than "Fatboy Slim", at 11:23 AM on May 14
He's already done enough damage.
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King of Pants commented on Ah, The Cultural Rewards Of Major League Baseball, at 12:02 PM on May 13
"You see, Hideki, the human carcass is actually quite easy to butcher.
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King of Pants commented on Which Loser Senator Will Not Be Offered The Vice Presidency?, at 10:50 AM on May 13
Point of order: Das Liebertoad is an independent.
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King of Pants commented on Dee Mirich Cranks Out The Classic Of All Classics, at 1:11 PM on May 12
@ArkansasFred: +10 billion.
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King of Pants commented on Invasion Of The LeBron Snatchers!, at 10:39 AM on May 9
Where did I read about LeBron's adventures in international play, where he kept charging the lane and getting called for actual fouls, and his utter bewilderment at it?
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King of Pants commented on LeBron James Has Obviously Never Been A Waiter, at 4:06 PM on May 8
It's almost like he's a 23-year-old multimillionaire athlete and international celebrity who's been told he's God's gift to basketball since he was a teenager, and thus has no way of having any real empathy for anyone who hasn't been raised in that matter.
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King of Pants commented on Clay Is Not Aiken To Be Justin Timberlake, And He's Succeeding, at 3:48 PM on May 5
I'm sorry, I can't stop staring at his sweater.
Like, seriously.
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King of Pants commented on Wednesday night's episode, at 10:14 AM on May 2
It could just be that the concept's played out.
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King of Pants commented on Of Jimmy Olson, Spittle And The Dying Of The Light, at 10:26 AM on Apr 30
When I was in J-school, the first thing I was told in the introductory class was that we were the gatekeepers.
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King of Pants commented on Time To Panic, Celtics Fans, at 11:03 AM on Apr 29
I have a hypothesis.
SImmons writes mawkish, passive-aggressive column about Red Sox WS victory = Sox get swept by Tampa Bay.
Simmons writes single most obnoxious Boston-homer-with-head-crammed-up-ass column asking if '07 Patriots are better than '86 Celtics = delightful Giants win in SB.
Simmons ignores every other plot in the NBA playoffs to expel over 1,000 words on Rajon Rondo = Hawks tie up at 2.
Keep it up, Bill!
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King of Pants commented on Ability To Embed Images In Comments Portends Apocalypse, at 4:44 PM on Apr 28
@Suss--: Wait, what?
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King of Pants commented on Ability To Embed Images In Comments Portends Apocalypse, at 4:42 PM on Apr 28
@Suss--:
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King of Pants commented on Pat Jordan Doesn't Mess Around, at 3:15 PM on Apr 28
After seeing that picture, I think I may have the smuggler's blues.
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King of Pants commented on Roger Waters Somehow Finds A Way To Make Me Loathe Pink Floyd Even More, at 3:06 PM on Apr 28
@Ned Raggett: It's as if they were frozen in amber, preserved for all time, eternal, unchanging and fossilized.
Did you know that rock music is like fascism, thus perhaps causing its practitioners to retreat behind a metaphor?
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King of Pants commented on Witch! Traitor TeeVee Critic Makes Terrorist Error About George Washington, at 3:24 PM on Apr 21
DEAR EDITORS:
The vilification of this fine Freemason and Son of Christ proves you are without a doubt the WORST of the librull traytors and would gladly happily allow Osama bin Laden to anally violate your daughters at the Whole Foods where you get your fifth-column marching orders.
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King of Pants commented on Free Darko On Boston-Atlanta, at 12:08 PM on Apr 18
Free Darko reminds me of a guy who faithfully fucks his wife for 25 years going strong, hoping beyond hope that one night she will spontaneously decide to rim him.
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King of Pants commented on Nobody Trusts Hillary, Except Bitter Old Boomers, at 2:06 PM on Apr 16
So does this mean I can stop pretending I ever really liked the charismatic slimeball and only begrudingly got behind him because his impeachment was such an egregious push?
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King of Pants commented on McCain Wants In On Demoncrat Gravy Train, at 11:16 AM on Apr 16
HOORAY FOR CHOIRE
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