valarmorghulis commented on Pretend You're Talking To Someone Now, at 6:57 PM on Jul 3 @NoahTourjee: One that probably won't make it in the long run. more » [gawker]

valarmorghulis commented on Formerly Sad Actress Just Remembered That She's Rich, at 3:29 PM on Jul 3 @pufflehuff: 1) she's hot2) it's called negging more » [gawker]

valarmorghulis commented on Trendiest Dive-Themed Bar Nails a Patron with Meanness, at 3:27 PM on Jul 3 @Bell County & Sarcastro: Two muffins are baking in an oven.One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it really is starting to get warm in here."The second turns to the first and says, "Holy shit! more » [gawker]

valarmorghulis commented on Formerly Sad Actress Just Remembered That She's Rich, at 3:06 PM on Jul 3 @Understater: You do not mock the Raybans goddammit more » [gawker]

valarmorghulis commented on Washington Post Pwned By Ex-Posties, at 3:00 PM on Jul 3 @valarmorghulis: dirty. more » [gawker]

valarmorghulis commented on Washington Post Pwned By Ex-Posties, at 2:59 PM on Jul 3 I say that all the time to my dirt laundry. more » [gawker]

valarmorghulis commented on Boy, This Tiny Microfiber Cloth From Amazon Sure Is Packaged Efficiently, at 2:55 PM on Jul 3 I've had issues with Amazon packaging, but a recent Amazon Fresh order shocked the hell out of me...in a good way. more » [consumerist]

valarmorghulis commented on Battlefield: Bad Company Review: Going For The Gold, at 2:45 PM on Jul 3 I was thouroughly enjoying Bad Company until I started playing MGS4. more » [kotaku]

valarmorghulis commented on Formerly Sad Actress Just Remembered That She's Rich, at 2:40 PM on Jul 3 @Bell County & CaptainHangNail: awesome more » [gawker]

valarmorghulis commented on Formerly Sad Actress Just Remembered That She's Rich, at 2:22 PM on Jul 3 @PimpMyCouch & Multiphasic: Because Geminis are never bored. more » [gawker]

valarmorghulis commented on The Day I Met Ryan Adams and Didn't Blog About It, at 2:18 PM on Jul 3 @moff: Bill Pullman more » [gawker]

valarmorghulis commented on Formerly Sad Actress Just Remembered That She's Rich, at 2:16 PM on Jul 3 There a seven ninjas in this picture hiding on Kirsten Dunst. more » [gawker]

valarmorghulis commented on Gort Gets His Vengeance In The Day The Earth Stood Still Trailer, at 2:05 PM on Jul 3 @se7a7n7: Because it is frequently implemented poorly in large-budget films. more » [io9]

valarmorghulis commented on Formerly Sad Actress Just Remembered That She's Rich, at 1:57 PM on Jul 3 @PimpMyCouch & Multiphasic: shit more » [gawker]

valarmorghulis commented on Formerly Sad Actress Just Remembered That She's Rich, at 1:57 PM on Jul 3 Everybody gets Cheez-Its stuck in their molars. more » [gawker]

valarmorghulis commented on The Day I Met Ryan Adams and Didn't Blog About It, at 1:41 PM on Jul 3 Blagging about not blagging: Meta-Exbloggo more » [gawker]

valarmorghulis commented on Stop Reading This Site Or We'll Shoot These Bloggers, at 1:31 PM on Jul 3 I've always held that a high-valuable employee produces 5x returns on compensation for their employer. more » [gawker]

valarmorghulis commented on Stop Reading This Site Or We'll Shoot These Bloggers, at 12:31 PM on Jul 3 @moff: You don't bury survivors. more » [gawker]