Archives: May, 2009

After 'Idol,' a 'Glee'-ful Upset on the ChartsMay 29, 2009
Hey Everybody, I'm Pretty Sure That KFC Was Not Giving Away Free Copies Of The Ciara AlbumMay 29, 2009
The Case Against Phish: Why A Once-Great Band Should Have Stayed DeadMay 29, 2009
This New Mew Song Is Pretty RadMay 29, 2009
Kanye West: More Complicated Than The Books He Isn't ReadingMay 29, 2009
http://idolator.com/5237152/5237152May 29, 2009
Wavves Meltdown Results In Mass Outbreak Of TwittenfreudeMay 29, 2009
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Chrisette Michele Knows You're Real GoodMay 29, 2009
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The First Music Writer To Use "Amarevole" In A Sentence WinsMay 29, 2009
Natasha Khan Stages Her Own High School MusicalMay 29, 2009
Dr. Dre Detoxes With The Only Carbonated Beverage That Shares His TitleMay 29, 2009
http://idolator.com/5236682/5236682May 29, 2009
Lady GaGa Has Another WankMay 29, 2009
The Most Useful Thing About The "Rolling Stone" Hot Issue: Finding Out Who Wrote "Gimme Back That Filet-O-Fish"May 29, 2009
http://idolator.com/5236542/5236542May 28, 2009
So What Is Jay-Z Up To, Anyway?May 28, 2009
http://idolator.com/5236462/5236462May 28, 2009
It Is Time To Usher In A New Era Of Jock JamsMay 28, 2009
The Black Eyed Peas Becoming Vaguely Aware That Love Has No PriceMay 28, 2009
It's Time To Bug Out Over PieMay 28, 2009
http://idolator.com/5236312/5236312May 28, 2009
PowerTextGate: The Last Word (Or At Least I Hope It Is, Because Man Am I Sick Of This Story)May 28, 2009
Dave Gahan's Medical Woes Extended Far Beyond A Touch Of Stomach FluMay 28, 2009
Rihanna Has A Dream In Which She Shuts Up And DrivesMay 27, 2009
Diddy Hoping That The Power Of Prayer Will Help People Forgive Him For The Whole Ma$e ThingMay 27, 2009
"Power Texting": It's A Lot More Boring Than "Idol" Conspiracy Theorists Would Have You BelieveMay 27, 2009
Chickenfoot Out To Prove To The World That The One-Two Punch Of Sammy Hagar And Joe Satriani Is Recession-ProofMay 27, 2009
Chris Brown Speaks, PlugsMay 27, 2009
The PMRC's "Filthy Fifteen" Sure Looks Cute In 2009May 27, 2009
http://idolator.com/5235922/5235922May 27, 2009
The Zune HD: Ooh, It's So ShinyMay 27, 2009
Dear Lady GaGa: Sorry, But You Do "Look Like The Other Perfect Pop Singers"May 27, 2009
http://idolator.com/5235762/5235762May 27, 2009
"Idol" Nontroversy Makes Front Page Of "The New York Times"May 27, 2009
Surprise! More People Watched The Overstuffed "American Idol" Results Episodes Than The Ones With Actual SingingMay 26, 2009
Pretty Ricky: Ready To Take The "Humping The Air" Crown Back From Any And All Pretenders To The ThroneMay 26, 2009
Kanye West Wants All You Losers Who Read To Buy His BookMay 26, 2009
Scarlett Johansson Still Trying That Whole "Being A Singer" ThingMay 26, 2009
http://idolator.com/5235522/5235522May 26, 2009
Aqua Curiously Rebrands Itself As An Eighties Nostalgia ActMay 26, 2009
Steven Tyler Can't Seem To Get A Grip On Just Who Was Impersonating Him OnlineMay 26, 2009
http://idolator.com/5235412/5235412May 26, 2009
Brooke Hogan Takes Airbrushing To A Whole New LevelMay 26, 2009
Maxwell Is Ready To Get Back Into BedMay 26, 2009
Marilyn Manson: Shocking Reviewers Into Realizing That He's Kinda Interesting At TimesMay 26, 2009
http://idolator.com/5235272/5235272May 26, 2009
Jay Bennett, R.I.P.May 24, 2009
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The Jonas Brothers Are Looking Over Their Collective ShoulderMay 24, 2009
Susan Boyle: Almost Better Than "Cats" May 24, 2009
Fall Out Boy Bring Some Much-Needed Professionalism To "Today"May 22, 2009
Chicago Will Be Smooth No LongerMay 22, 2009
Beyoncé Keeps Her Dancers Close, Her Cameramen FarMay 22, 2009
Hey, Tina Brown, Can You Maybe Get Someone With A Basic Knowledge Of The Logistics Of "American Idol" To Write About It Next Time?May 22, 2009
The Pyro Is To Distract People From All Those Other Creed Songs People Don't Want To HearMay 21, 2009
http://idolator.com/5234772/5234772May 21, 2009
http://idolator.com/5234712/5234712May 21, 2009
LFO Reunion Show Yet Another Sign That World's Supply Of Broken-Up Bands Is Running Dangerously LowMay 21, 2009
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Limp Bizkit Keep The Faith In LatviaMay 21, 2009
iTunes' Copywriters Also Very Surprised By Kris Allen's VictoryMay 21, 2009
Green Day Knows Its Enemy, And Its Name Is Wal-MartMay 21, 2009
Reminder: Win PJ Harvey & John Parish TicketsMay 21, 2009
How Much Did Arkansas' 10 "American Idol" Votes Per Resident Help Kris Allen?May 21, 2009
Kanye West's New, Rihanna-Tastic Video Gets The Bootleg-DVD TreatmentMay 21, 2009
Who Won "American Idol"?May 20, 2009
Live-Blogging The "American Idol" Finale, Part 2: After All These Messages, We'll Have Something Resembling A WinnerMay 20, 2009
Kanye West Would Like To Offer Up A New Celebrity TaxonomyMay 20, 2009
Prepare To Be Surprised: Michael Jackson Has Pushed Back Four Of His Upcoming ConcertsMay 20, 2009
http://idolator.com/5233182/5233182May 20, 2009
Bob Dylan's Shaggy Dog Story Was Borrowed From A Canadian TroubadourMay 20, 2009
Freestyle Music Park Gets Stuck Between A Hard Rock And A CourtroomMay 20, 2009
Somehow, I Don't Really Mind The Ubiquity Of "Don't Stop Believing" All That MuchMay 20, 2009
http://idolator.com/5233002/5233002May 20, 2009
Lady GaGa Dances With The Tortured Penis MetaphorsMay 20, 2009
The Only Sure Thing About Last Night's "American Idol" Finale: Kara DioGuardi LostMay 20, 2009
Live-Blogging The "American Idol" Finale, Part One: What's Going On With That Change That's Gonna Come?May 19, 2009
Is Bob Dylan's Poem About A Dead Dog Worth Five Figures? May 19, 2009
http://idolator.com/5232422/5232422May 19, 2009
Robyn's Girl Gang Kinda Gives Me The CreepsMay 19, 2009
The New 50 Cent Song Is Not TerribleMay 19, 2009
A Reminder: Come Back For Tonight's "American Idol" Finale LiveblogMay 19, 2009
Freestyle Music Park: If It's Too Nauseating, You're Too OldMay 19, 2009
DefMonkey57 May Have His Day In Court YetMay 19, 2009
Eminem Gets Prescribed A Little Bit Of Anger ManagementMay 19, 2009
AC Newman Takes The LeapMay 19, 2009
Dolla, R.I.P.May 19, 2009
Linkin Park Look Back On What They've Done, Do It All Over AgainMay 18, 2009
A Quick Guide To Your "American Idol" Pre-Finale ControversiesMay 18, 2009
http://idolator.com/5231952/5231952May 18, 2009
Yung Joc's Twitter Tells The Tale Of Why It's Bad To Give Animals CocaineMay 18, 2009
Chris Cornell Is Going To Prove His Worth To You In 63 TracksMay 18, 2009
The Black Eyed Peas May Have The "Summer Song" Competition In The BagMay 18, 2009
http://idolator.com/5231772/5231772May 18, 2009
Eminem Maybe Should Have Sent A Fruit Basket InsteadMay 18, 2009
Quentin Tarantino Renders Ennio Morricone InglouriousMay 18, 2009
The Future Of Music Criticism Sure Does Look AdorableMay 18, 2009
Weezer Provide The Missing Link Between MGMT And Lady GagaMay 18, 2009
Jarvis Cocker Shakes Off The ComplicationsMay 18, 2009
Will Ferrell Says Goodnight To "Saturday Night Live," SaigonMay 18, 2009
http://idolator.com/5231482/5231482May 18, 2009
Eurovision: The Cold War Thaws To Norwegian TemperaturesMay 18, 2009
From Asher to Jeremih: Selling Chart Hits on the New, Pricier iTunesMay 15, 2009
Stan Bush Tries To Transform "The Touch" Into A Linkin Park SongMay 15, 2009
http://idolator.com/5231302/5231302May 15, 2009
Jonas Brothers Thrown Off Course By Swine FluMay 15, 2009
The GEICO Cavemen Test Their Resistance To KryptoniteMay 15, 2009
Win PJ Harvey & John Parish TicketsMay 15, 2009
"Dark Night Of The Soul" To Come With Blank CDMay 15, 2009
http://idolator.com/5231122/5231122May 15, 2009
Manic Street Preachers' Album Cover Deemed Too Bloody Bloody By UK SupermarketsMay 15, 2009
http://idolator.com/5231032/5231032May 15, 2009
http://idolator.com/5230972/5230972May 15, 2009
Green Day Make Punk Arena-SizedMay 15, 2009
Blink-182 Get Back Together For The Cell-Phone-Wielding KidsMay 15, 2009
"30 Rock" Brings Together A Few Voices That CareMay 15, 2009
The Barenaked Ladies Will Make You Sick (From Sugar Shock)May 14, 2009
http://idolator.com/5230752/5230752May 14, 2009
Jarvis Cocker Gives Us Another Taste Of What We Were Missing By Not Being In Paris Last WeekMay 14, 2009
"American Idol" Finale Causes Certain Corners Of The Internet To Go Nuts, Break Into SongMay 14, 2009
John Mayer Is Waiting On The World's Marijuana Laws To ChangeMay 14, 2009
http://idolator.com/5230622/5230622May 14, 2009
http://idolator.com/5230592/5230592May 14, 2009
Kanye Adds Rihanna To His PR Business' Client ListMay 14, 2009
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The Oak Ridge Boys Get Into Military FormationMay 14, 2009
Music Pirates Apparently Have The Same Taste As Boring People Who Pay For MusicMay 14, 2009
Kris Allen Is Just As Surprised That He Poses A Threat To Adam Lambert's "Idol" Victory As You AreMay 14, 2009
Miranda Lambert Is On The Verge Of A Spring Cleaning SpreeMay 13, 2009
Even If Adam Lambert Goes Home Tonight, He Has The "American Idol" Merchandising Competition In The BagMay 13, 2009
R. Kelly Wants YOUUUUUUUUMay 13, 2009
http://idolator.com/5230192/5230192May 13, 2009
The-Dream's Search-Engine Optimization Is A 10May 13, 2009
http://idolator.com/5230102/5230102May 13, 2009
"Paste" Throws A Hail Mary PassMay 13, 2009
Jay-Z Announces Summer Tour, Redefines The Word "Intimate"May 13, 2009
Ticketmaster's Legal-Scalping Site Continues To Give Bruce Springsteen Fans HeadachesMay 13, 2009
Beyonce To Have Cage Match With Alter Ego At BET AwardsMay 13, 2009
http://idolator.com/5229872/5229872May 13, 2009
Amerie Returns, With A Lot Of QuestionsMay 13, 2009
Kanye West Now Serving As Other Pop Stars' Publicist In His Spare TimeMay 13, 2009
"American Idol" Is Ready To Be HeartlessMay 13, 2009
Afroman Is Here To Remind Us That Drug Abuse Can Really Screw Up Your CopyrightsMay 12, 2009
Joe Satriani And Sammy Hagar Want Your Sweaty Hands All Over Their Supergroup's New AlbumMay 12, 2009
This Just In: "American Idol" Producers Might Be Manipulating Show's Results With Their Big Weepy Packages On ContestantsMay 12, 2009
Commenter Check-In: Please Send Any Bugs You Might Be Dealing With My WayMay 12, 2009
Van Halen's Old Logo Surfaces Yet AgainMay 12, 2009
Deborah Gibson's Shark Vs. Octopus Movie: Just Try Not To Make An "Out Of The Blue" JokeMay 12, 2009
Michael Jackson Wants To Walk Past The MoonMay 12, 2009
YACHT Prepare To Join The ProfessionalsMay 12, 2009
Amanda Palmer Threads The Needle At Her Alma MaterMay 12, 2009
The Sugababes' Trip To The States Takes Them To The Left, To The Left CoastMay 12, 2009
R. Kelly Would Like To Sell You His Looney Tunes BarMay 11, 2009
Jordin Sparks Has No Promises, No DemandsMay 11, 2009
http://idolator.com/5229202/5229202May 11, 2009
Nick Cannon Stands Up To Eminem, Sits Back Down Almost ImmediatelyMay 11, 2009
Danny Gokey Is No David Cook (Or Taylor Hicks)May 11, 2009
Sad-Song-Stuffed British Compilation Album Provides Most Compelling Excuse For "Death By Audio" YetMay 11, 2009
En Vogue Will Not Let You GoMay 11, 2009
Green Day Would Like To Know Your Enemy... For Market-Research PurposesMay 11, 2009
Lenny Kravitz Responds To Rash Of Leaked Nude Photos The Only Way He Knows HowMay 11, 2009
So Rick Astley Walks Into A Karaoke Bar...May 11, 2009
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Justin Timberlake Serves Up A Minestrone Of Pop-Rap HitsMay 11, 2009
Cam'ron Brings His Purple Prose To The OfficeMay 11, 2009
http://idolator.com/5228642/5228642May 11, 2009
Amy Winehouse's Too-Slight ReturnMay 11, 2009
The Next Crop Of 33 1/3 Books Will Not Be As Classic Rock-Leaning As You Might Have FearedMay 9, 2009
Kylie Fends Off Kathie LeeMay 8, 2009
Win A Mark Hoppus / Fall Out Boy Octodrive In NYC TomorrowMay 8, 2009
Disturbingly High Number Of Americans Decide To Walk In Billy Ray Cyrus' FootstepsMay 8, 2009
Amanda Palmer, Neutral Milk Hotel, And A Bunch Of High School Students To Collide Online TomorrowMay 8, 2009
Coldplay Drummer Wants You To Know That There Are 12,000 Songs From Which His Band Could Have Copied For "Viva La Vida"May 8, 2009
http://idolator.com/5228322/5228322May 8, 2009
Why Tech Pundits Should Just Shut Up About The Music Business, Continued: Mourn Not The Precious, Money-Losing StartupsMay 8, 2009
Wilco Sure Knows How To Throw A Roof PartyMay 8, 2009
At This Rate, Every "Gossip Girl" Character Will Have Their Own Musical Project By The End Of The MonthMay 8, 2009
This Tuesday, America Will Be Introduced To The Hardline According To Danny GokeyMay 8, 2009
Melanie Fiona Will Have Her Time Of The Season SoonMay 8, 2009
Oh Boy, The Eminem Album LeakedMay 8, 2009
On The Internet, No One Knows If You're A Dog (Or A Buckcherry Fan)May 7, 2009
http://idolator.com/5227932/5227932May 7, 2009
Oh Hey That Was FastMay 7, 2009
How Did You Hear About Your Favorite Song Of Right Now?May 7, 2009
M.I.A. Is Not A Paper Plane-Thrower (When The Secret Service Is Around)May 7, 2009
Iron Maiden's Hotel: The Uncomfortable Furniture Might Be The Real KillersMay 7, 2009
http://idolator.com/5227742/5227742May 7, 2009
Allison Iraheta: In MemoriamMay 7, 2009
Anthonio Tries To Bring The Time-Honored Tradition Of The "Answer Song" BackMay 7, 2009
The Great Union Square Virgin Megastore Clearance Sale: Well, It's Not All That GreatMay 7, 2009
Cassie's Breasts Will Probably Not Help Her New Single Out All That MuchMay 7, 2009
Official "Tonight's 'American Idol' Results Were Total BS" ThreadMay 6, 2009
Nick Cave's Script For "Gladiator 2": Spears, Ghosts, And Decapitated BishopsMay 6, 2009
http://idolator.com/5227002/5227002May 6, 2009
Five YouTube Videos That Look Even Better When Turned Into KaleidoscopesMay 6, 2009
Taylor Momsen Filling "Gossip Girl"'s Romeo VoidMay 6, 2009
Shins Shakeup Provides A Convenient Opening For "Change Your Life" JokesMay 6, 2009
U2 Go For The Grand UnveilingMay 6, 2009
Kylie Minogue Is Finally Coming To North AmericaMay 6, 2009
Kris Allen Gets Run Over By The Judges' Bus, America Gets Hit By Danny Gokey's YawpingMay 6, 2009
Daughtry Is Not Here To Shock YouMay 6, 2009
Solange Gets Oh So StillMay 6, 2009
http://idolator.com/5226332/5226332May 5, 2009
Guided By Voices Don't Know Who The Mother Is, EitherMay 5, 2009
Green Day Hit The Accelerator, Unsure Of Where They're Going To Wind UpMay 5, 2009
http://idolator.com/5226262/5226262May 5, 2009
Quentin Tarantino Mash-Up Almost Makes Me Like Remix CultureMay 5, 2009
The Roxette Reunion: It's Hard To Be Cynical About It (Trust Me)May 5, 2009
http://idolator.com/5226162/5226162May 5, 2009
Christina Aguilera's New Role Is Going To Be Quite A StretchMay 5, 2009
Kelly Clarkson Puts Her Black Heart Out ThereMay 5, 2009
Annie Clark Gets Into Her RoleMay 5, 2009
http://idolator.com/5225982/5225982May 5, 2009
Someone's Hoping That There Are People Out There Who Want To Sing In The Shower With Adam LambertMay 5, 2009
Amazon Has A Pricing Epiphany Regarding Chrisette Michele's New AlbumMay 5, 2009
Chris Cornell Watches The Seasons Roll On ByMay 4, 2009
Singing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame": It's ComplicatedMay 4, 2009
Something Tells Me That Grizzly Bear Isn't *Everybody's* Favorite New York City BandMay 4, 2009
Janet Jackson's Five-Years-Moldy Wardrobe Malfunction Will Never DieMay 4, 2009
Bruce Springsteen To Get Wrestled To The Ground By "Twilight" FansMay 4, 2009
"The Downward Spiral" Apparently Too Hot For The iTunes StoreMay 4, 2009
New Jersey Gets Bamboozled By NostalgiaMay 4, 2009
The Britney Spears Fan Who Rushed Onstage The Other Night Is Ready For His Close-Up May 4, 2009
Ciara Is Hiding In Plain SightMay 4, 2009
http://idolator.com/5225362/5225362May 4, 2009
http://idolator.com/5225332/5225332May 4, 2009
Basic Cable Causes Eminem To Fly Into Homicidal RageMay 4, 2009
What Is Your Favorite Song About A Food Or A Beverage?May 1, 2009
http://idolator.com/5225152/5225152May 1, 2009
Green Day Own Rock Charts, Prepare to QualifyMay 1, 2009
http://idolator.com/5225102/5225102May 1, 2009
Also, He's Looking For A New GuitaristMay 1, 2009
Jarvis Cocker Wants YouMay 1, 2009
Jay-Z Gives Open-Mindedness, Third Eye Blind Their DueMay 1, 2009
Attention "New York": Novelty Hip-Hop By White Guys Did Not Start With The InternetMay 1, 2009
Anybody Want To Go In On A Slightly Used Music Venue?May 1, 2009
Rob Thomas Is Somehow Supposed To Make The NBA Playoffs More Exciting Than Last Night's Celtics-Bulls GameMay 1, 2009
Would Van Halen's Original Logo Have Packed The Same Punch?May 1, 2009
Drinking At Home: The Music-Industry RepercussionsMay 1, 2009
"Superstition" Gets Broken Down, Built Back UpMay 1, 2009
Not To Be Cynical, But One Has To Wonder What Slash's Definition Of "Really Cool Songs" Might Mean At This PointMay 1, 2009
http://idolator.com/5224502/5224502May 1, 2009
Butch Walker Would Like To Make You A DealMay 1, 2009